Why jokes

Why are supercars so super? Because it is superfast, lol.

The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.

Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?

Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?

Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.

Why can't orphans go to school? They can't attend parent-teacher conferences.

Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because it doesn't know where home base is.

Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?

Why did Ama cross the road?

To find his dad.

Why did the yeet yeet? It yeeted!

Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.

Why are trees afraid of dogs? Because they bark.

Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!

Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?

Because they don't have parents!

Why don't orphans go skydiving?

Because they don't have the "Morley."

Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?

Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

There were two snakes slithering along when one snake said to the other snake, "Are we poisonous?" "Idk why?" The other snake responded, "'Cause I just bit my tongue!"

I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"

Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.

I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.