Why jokes
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it was made by the same company that made their life decisions.
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
Why was six afraid of seven?
Six, seven.
I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"
Why can't orphans open a website?
Because they don't have a home page.
Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?
Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
Why can’t orphans go to jail? Because they aren’t wanted.
Why did the Titanic cross the road?
Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
Why did the orange lose the race?
Because it ran out of juice!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't. 61.
When someone asks you why you went bald, say it wasn't a choice. It just happened.
Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.
I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.
I don't know why my friends look disgusted.
Why does Mini P.E.K.K.A. love pancakes? Because he is busy watching explicit content involving the Archers and Firecracker.
Q. Why aren't jokes about bulimia funny?
A. They're just in bad taste.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.