Why jokes
Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝
Why can't the skeleton go to the prom?
Because he had no-BODY to go with!
Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with!
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
Mom, why was I adopted?
Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!
Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they are fucking assholes.
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
The adoption center threw a party. Why? 'Cause the parents weren't home.
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.
Why do orphans hate baseball?
They don’t know what home base is.
Why does nobody talk to the letter G?
Because it's always in the middle of awkward!
Why can't orphans be home schooled?
Because they have no parent to home school them.
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.
I don't know why my friends look disgusted.
Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles.
Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?
In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it was made by the same company that made their life decisions.