Why jokes

Parachute

Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?

Because it was made by the same company that made their life decisions.

Chef

Why did the short person become a chef?

Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!

Pronoun

I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"

Home Page

Orphan

Why can't orphans open a website?

Because they don't have a home page.

Chess

Twin Towers

Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.

Orphan

Orphan

Why can’t orphans go to jail? Because they aren’t wanted.

Titanic

Titanic

Why did the Titanic cross the road?

Rope

Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."

Tower

Twin Towers

Why can’t the USA play chess?

Because they lost their two towers.

Orphan

Orphan

Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.

Baldness

Hairline

When someone asks you why you went bald, say it wasn't a choice. It just happened.

Orphan

Orphan

Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.

Ketchup

I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.

I don't know why my friends look disgusted.

Pancake

Clash Royale

Why does Mini P.E.K.K.A. love pancakes? Because he is busy watching explicit content involving the Archers and Firecracker.

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  • Taste

    Q. Why aren't jokes about bulimia funny?

    A. They're just in bad taste.

    Chess

    Twin Towers

    Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.

    Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.