Why jokes
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIIIIDE!!!
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)
Why would you never donate to crabs?
Because they're shellfish!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
Why did the bike fall over? Because I was too tired.
Why do doctors use so much lipstick?
Because they love cos-medics!
Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.
Why are trees afraid of dogs? Because they bark.
Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!
Why are the candy's clothes in the studio?
Because it's a wrapper.
Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?
Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
There were two snakes slithering along when one snake said to the other snake, "Are we poisonous?" "Idk why?" The other snake responded, "'Cause I just bit my tongue!"
Why did the first fence hate the other fence?
The second fence used some of-fensive language.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.