Why jokes
Why can't a Leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the kid get grounded? Because he was always lion.
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"
Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Friend and me: "We can show you."
Me: "I will tie the rope."
Friend: "I will push the chair."
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other site? Ah hah hah hah hah!
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?
Because they don't have homes.
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
Why does Apple logo depict 1 byte in the 21st century?
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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Why do you like cream instead of bugs?
Because bugs can kill you.
Why can orphans only have iPhone 13s?
Because there is no home button.
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why did God create sex for marriage?
Because he wanted more people and less fun.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
It can’t find home.