All these African jokes aren't funny when you are a lover of Africa, how are there still Africans alive? Y'all are racist and may God forgive you. You know we're rich with natural resources, that's why y'all come to steal from us. Shame on you all!
Why Jokes
Why did orphans have to drink their own piss?
Because last time they went to the bar, they went with their dad and drank some Corona, then got drunk and started eating someone's toenails, so his dad went to go get the milk and everybody had to evacuate the bar. Then the orphan started walking on his teeth and got listed for the top ten wanted animals in the world, so then he felt wanted and went to go home and had nobody to go to, so he found the beer bottle he drunk out of and started pissing in it so he wouldn't die and loved it. So then someone saw him in the bushes pissing in a beer bottle then drinking, so the person who saw him started recording and posted it on YouTube, and the boy became famous, so now he can feel like he was wanted in life after daddy went to go get the milk, then the little boy became really rich.
Why did Michael Jackson name his kid Blanket?
What would you call a cover for your cock?
Tazzaro be like: Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't hit a home run.
Why did the cow smell?
'Cause the horse gave it a pat on the back.
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
Because there was a school on the other side.
Why don't they put petals on wheelchairs so when our arms get tired, we just use our legs?
Why did Bob fall? Because gravity was mad at him.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
To get to a mattress store!
Why did Mimi cross the road?
She had cancer.
Why is your nan gay? Because she's an orphan.
Why do cheetahs run?
Why not?
Why does Aaron cry at night? His alcoholic father beats him.
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.
Why couldn't the dinosaur clap? They're dead!
Why do Indians marry cows? Because they bathe in milk.
Why do people think Mozart was autistic?
Because he was probably retarded.
