Why jokes
Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.
Me: Hey, were you born on a highway?
My enemy: Uh, no, why?
Me: Because that’s where most accidents happen.
Why did Kenny die?
Was he trying to kill himself? Was he just dicking around?
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.
Why is there no medication in Africa?
Because doctors advised, "You don't take it on an empty stomach."
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT MIXTAPES.
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS.