Why jokes
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
Why did the alligator see a crocodile?
Because it ate too many humans, and he was sick.
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
Mom: "I gave you life and you should be able to wash dishes."
Me: "Why did you?"
Mom: "I was very drunk..."
Explains a lot...
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person. When the police asked why he missed, someone said, "'Cause he gay."
He couldn't shoot straight.
Why is there no invitation to an internet party for those with laptops? Everyone can get in.
Why are Japanese people's eyes so squinted?
Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is?
Why do orphans not use iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're never wanted.
One day, a chicken went to the nail store. He asked the "owner" where the shampoo was. "BRO IM NOT THE FRIKKIN MANAGER!" the guy said. So the duck walked away.
The next day he went back to the store and asked a pregnant lady why she was so fat. The lady punched him and ran away. The duck cried. Then he went to the lady's husband and said that he must be tired of being married since she punches people every day. The man punched him. The duck assumed they were the punching couple. The duck walked, and then fell in a ditch and stayed there to die. The pregnant lady and her husband were very pleased >:) muhahahahahahaha
Why do Inbred White Trash Racists talk so much shit?
Answer: Because deep down inside, they KNOW that they are nothing but PATHETIC LOSERS!
Why can't an orphan play baseball in China?
They can't find home plate.
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.