Why jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because I can’t hit a home run. 💀💀💀
Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.
Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
Why are chickens so funny? Because...
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
Why is America bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why did the sped kid get expelled?
Because he was tardy.
Why did the Titanic sink?
Because the people aboard are stupid.
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
Ever wondered why Usain Bolt runs fast? He's training to outrun the cops.
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.
Why did Jordan cross the road? So he could get to his house.
Why is Jonnyy baiiiiii sad? Because he no shower pero.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
Why do orphans not use iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, and they only got plane.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It felt like it.
Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around.
Why I turn around?
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Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.