Why jokes
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"
Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Friend and me: "We can show you."
Me: "I will tie the rope."
Friend: "I will push the chair."
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other site? Ah hah hah hah hah!
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
Why does Apple logo depict 1 byte in the 21st century?
My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.
I told him my dad never came back with it.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?
Why?
Because it would be useless. :)
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
Why does the orphan go to church? He needs someone to call father.
Why are my students so naughty?
Why was the belt arrested?
It held up a pair of pants.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
They aren't wanted.
Why can't orphans go to school?
They don't have a home to go to.