Why jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
'cus there was only a stairway to heaven!
Why doesn't the witch wear panties?
To get a better grip on her broom stick!
Why is the pizza place busy? Because it’s pizza day! 😂
Why did the man say "hi ti bye?"
Why can't melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIIIIDE!!!
Why would you never donate to crabs?
Because they're shellfish!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
🎉🎇🎊🎆🎈
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church?
Because it was a good source of mussel mass!
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the Moo-vie theater.
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to KFC.