Why jokes

Fan

Why can't a Leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.

Orphan

Why do all orphans have an iPhone X?

Because it doesn't have a home button.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find home base.

Orphan

Why don't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Cake

At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”

“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”

Nugget

Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!

Zac

Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Orphan

Why do orphans like Spider-Man?

'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!

Mama

Yo mama so fat.

She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.

Orphan

Why can orphans never go on field trips?

Because they can’t get a parent signature.

Number

Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.

Cow

Why did the cow knock over Johnny?

Because the cow felt like to dumb.

Feet

Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?

Kid

I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.

I saw them hanging all day.