Why jokes
Why can't a Leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.
Why do all orphans have an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the kid get grounded? Because he was always lion.
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
Why is he called Stephen Hawking?
Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
Why do cows have babies?
They moo-ved together.
Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can orphans never go on field trips?
Because they can’t get a parent signature.
Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.
Why did the cow knock over Johnny?
Because the cow felt like to dumb.
Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.
I saw them hanging all day.