Why jokes
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Six, seven.
Why did the orange lose the race?
Because it ran out of juice!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't. 61.
When someone asks you why you went bald, say it wasn't a choice. It just happened.
Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why was 10 so scared?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
Why do you need an AR-15?
So my son can use it if he's being bullied at school.
Geowipp Grand Prize. And the CHOICE OF FOOD IS INSANE. We love him and we love him.
August is a guy from one of the shops, and we became a sundwich durk through Habin. We have GOT GO GO, IT WAS GRAT. That's why. But we don't do everything.
Why is an apple not called a "red", but an orange is called an "orange"?
I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.
Why did the three 23s not go to the orphanage?
Because they already 69'd.
My nephew hated working outside in landscaping, so I got him a job in the twin towers; I don't know why he keeps complaining about it being an inside job.
Why cant Americans play chess?
Because they lost their towers...
Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?
Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance.