Why Jokes

Fence

Why did the first fence hate the other fence?

The second fence used some of-fensive language.

Napkin

My friend tried to sleep on napkins.

I guess that's why they're called NAP-kins.

Dog

Why did the dog cross the road?

It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

Witch

Why doesn't the witch wear panties?

To get a better grip on her broom stick!

Crab

Why would you never donate to crabs?

Because they're shellfish!

Oreo

Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?

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Number

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?

No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.

Church

Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church?

Because it was a good source of mussel mass!

Orphan

Why are orphans so good at tennis?

Answer: Because they never knew what love was.

Swing

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms.

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Not Sally.