Why jokes
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
Why did the first fence hate the other fence?
The second fence used some of-fensive language.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
Why did the man yell at the other? To tell a pun.
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Why is an orphan so bad at baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
"Why am I ugly?"
Google would like to operate your camera.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
Why was the washing machine laughing?
It was taking the piss out of the knickers!
Why do orphans have phones?
Because they don't know how to call home.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
🎉🎇🎊🎆🎈
Mom, why was I adopted?
Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!
Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!
Why can't the skeleton go to the prom?
Because he had no-BODY to go with!
Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.
Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with!
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
Why did the crows form a charity?
Because it's all for good caws!