Why jokes
You wanna know why Stephen Hawking isn't going to heaven?
Because it's a stairway, not a ramp.
Why did 7 kill 11?
Because now 7 was even.
Why did the dog walk out at night?
To scare his people!
Why didn't the bear leave home?
He could not bear leaving his family.
Why did the clock out the library?
It tocked too much!
Why do you call a pineapple a pineapple?
Because it is a pineapple, pin, apple, apple, pen, doudodo.
Why did the bat cross the road? Because to get to the blood bar.
Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees?
Bc they're good at it.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side! Haha, so funny...
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Never lands.
Why did he die?
Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.
Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
Why can't an orphan watch T.V.?
Because it can't find the home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Why couldn't the sunflower ride its bike? It lost its petals!
Mum: Why are roses red?
Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.
Mum: I made you.
Why is Christianity the most dramatic religion?
Because other religions say, "Do, do, do."
But Christianity says, "Done, done, done!"
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
Q: Why do Americans fish with guns?
A: To shoot up the whole school.