Why jokes
Q: Why didn’t Santa eat the milk and cookies you set out for him?
A: He doesn’t exist, you childish sh**!
If the American Dream exists, why is it always filmed in Canada?
I'm so smart, wanna know why? Because you're gay.
Why was the orphan so good at baseball?
Because his coach said, "Go long or go home."
Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
Why do trees never call emo kids? Because they always hang up on them.
Why go across the street when you can just go down the hall, lol?
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
Why can't a dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
Why did I kill?
Because I'm dumb.
Kid with Cancer: "When I get older, I want to be a movie star or a singer."
Nurse: *Laughs*
Kid: "Why are you laughing?"
Nurse: "When I get OLDER."
Proceeds to laugh.
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.
Why don't orphans get dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Life asked death, "Why do people choose you over me?"
Death replied, "Because you're the beautiful lie, and I'm the painful truth."
Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?
Because Americans are really good at separating colors.
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
Why do orphans not buy a keyboard? Because they can’t use the home button.