Why jokes
Why is the day you do laundry, cook, clean, iron, and so on called a day off?
Why can orphans type? Because they can’t find the home row.
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
Because they'll get a hole in one!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.
Me: Hey! Do you know how to tie a knot?
Person: Yea, why?
Me: Cause I need help tying this noose :)
Why did 7 kill 11?
Because now 7 was even.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have a mother's or father's day.
Why can’t an orphan have a dog? It always runs away.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home! 😂🤣
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They don't want to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
In the hospital, I saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep. The ICU was going beep beep beep. I think that's why she can't sleep, so I turned it off. She's asleep forever now. Nighty night.
At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.
Mum: Why are roses red?
Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.
Mum: I made you.
Why can't an orphan watch T.V.?
Because it can't find the home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
Why is Christianity the most dramatic religion?
Because other religions say, "Do, do, do."
But Christianity says, "Done, done, done!"
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.