Why jokes
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
Why couldn't the NASA astronaut enter his rocket to leave Earth?
There wasn't enough space to fly it.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?
It got stuck in a crack.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they open up a shop.
Bro, my friend is always using zodiacs as an excuse.
The other day he said he couldn't hang out with me because of cancer. I told him to fuck off. Then I realized why he was mad after that...
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Why do midgets run on balls?
Because the grass tickles them.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
Do you know why orphans can't get married?
Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Q: Why is Saturn a boy planet?
A: Because he has a nice ring to it.
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who's going to homeschool them?
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
I was given an invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue, I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney.
That's why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY!
Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.