Why jokes
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their home.😁😁
Why would you leave a damn gorilla out in the middle of the parking lot after you let the zookeeper bring a chimpanzee home from the zoo because me and the gorilla had too much to drink?
Why do orphans go to church?
So at least they will have someone to call father.
Me: Hey! Do you know how to tie a knot?
Person: Yea, why?
Me: Cause I need help tying this noose :)
Why is an orphan really good at being naughty?
Because they have no one to tell them off.
Why did he die?
Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.
You know why I have so low IQ? It's because the left side of my brain gets nothing right, and the right side of my brain has nothing left.
Why do you put a baby into a blender feet first?
So you can see the look on its face...
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she is a dumb b*tch!
So a kid asks his dad, "Why was I born?"
The dad replies, "I thought that girl was dead!"
Why was the egg naughty? Because he wanted a good cracking!
Why is the day you do laundry, cook, clean, iron, and so on called a day off?
Why did the pedo cross the road?
To get to the pre-school on the other side.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
Because they'll get a hole in one!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home! 😂🤣
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.
Why did Obama marry Michelle?
Because he's into chicks with dicks.
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.