Why can’t you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn’t born yesterday...
Why Jokes
Why was the Chinese laundry joke not funny? It had no irony.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
because skeletons aren't alive and can't move, so it's impossible for him to cross the road.
Why do pills work?
Because they are white.
A man bought a brand new iPhone but returned it, why?
The apple was already bitten.
Why did John throw the butter out? Because John wanted to see the butterfly.
Why does Jesus never vacation on Earth?
Because he traveled down about 2,000 years ago, got with some Jewish chick, and they're still talking about it!
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. This upsets the boy. Why?
Answer: He has no legs. The boy has no legs.
Why are orphans always sad?
Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.
Why is the Pentagon mad?
Because it didn't get two pizzas, but only one plane pizza.
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost two towers.
Women: Can I have your number?
Jesus: No.
Women: Why? Are you scared?
Jesus: No. Just when you wanna talk, just pray.
Why do women have no need for umbrellas? Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
Why are there not that many phones in China? Because there’s too much Wing and Wong, so they will "wing" the wrong number.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
They don’t have a closet to hide in.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Why didn't Neptune marry Saturn?
Because he knew he wasn't hot!
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
