Why jokes

Orphan

  • Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.

    Snake

  • One day, Little Johnny walks in on his dad getting dressed and asked, "What is that, Daddy?" Dad said, "Oh, that's my snake." The next day, Little Johnny walks in on his mom getting dressed and asks, "What is that?" Mom says, "That's my bushes." The next day, Little Johnny can't sleep, so he goes into his parents' room and asks Dad, "Why is your snake going into Mom's bushes?"

    Candy

  • Boy: "Mister, can I get candy?"

    Mister: No, you shit head.

    Boy: Why? :(

    Mister: Because I'm not your dad.

    Education

  • Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?

    A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.

    Candy

  • Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?

    Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!

    Depression

  • My friends: Ugh, why are you so lazy and no fun?

    My parents: Why can't you be like your siblings?

    My teacher: I don't care if you're depressed, focus on your study!

    The songs: We understand you :)

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  • Hockey

  • Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.

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  • Marriage

  • A husband comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can’t cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can’t fuck."

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