Why do orphans like milk so much?
Because they got no milk as a baby.
Why Jokes
Why did a cheetah fart? It needed more gas.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Why do orphans have dry cereal?
Because they're still waiting on the milk.
Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs.
What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.....Who’s there... Not the little boy.
Why did the monster 🧟♀️ put the cook in a bowl?
He wanted a chef salad. 🥗😂
Why did the math book go to the psychologist?
It had too many problems.
Why couldn't Bob hang himself?
Because he had no arms to tie a knot. :'-)
Why does it take longer for women to orgasm than men?
Who cares?
Hey, fatboy, why are you so damn fat?
Because every time I f*** your mom, she gives me a cookie.
Why take a nap on the toilet?
Because it's a restroom.
Why is there air conditioning at a hospital?
To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
Yum!
Why didn’t Harry Potter use the chamber to teach Dumbledore’s army?
Because at one point poisonous gases were put in it.
Why is the sun lit?
Because it has much solar.
Eagle: "You know why hunting me would be a bad idea?
Because it is ILL-EAGLE!"
Why don’t Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.
Why did Sally decide to fly to school?
She couldn't drive.
Why should you never fart in an Apple store?
Because they have no Windows!
We should enjoy the present while it's here. Do you know why they call it the present? Because it's a gift.
Why wasn’t the duck afraid to cross the road? Because he wasn’t chicken!
