Why jokes
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
Q: Why do Americans fish with guns?
A: To shoot up the whole school.
Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Why did he die?
Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.
Why do I carry pepper spray?
Just in case of as-SAULT.
Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball?
A: They can’t find home.
Why did the duck get arrested? For selling quack.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Never lands.
Why don’t mountains 🏔 take anything serious?
Because they think they’re hill areas! 😂
Q: Why doesn’t Toledo have a professional football team?
A: Because then, Cincinnati would want one.
Why did the clock out the library?
It tocked too much!
Why did the credit card go to jail?
'Cuz it was guilty as charged!
Why do people always tell actors to break a leg?
Because every play has a cast.
Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to a chicken.
You know why I have so low IQ? It's because the left side of my brain gets nothing right, and the right side of my brain has nothing left.
Why did the dog walk out at night?
To scare his people!
Why didn't the bear leave home?
He could not bear leaving his family.
Q: Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to the countryside?
A: There’s no signal.
You wanna know why Stephen Hawking isn't going to heaven?
Because it's a stairway, not a ramp.
Why do you call a pineapple a pineapple?
Because it is a pineapple, pin, apple, apple, pen, doudodo.