Why jokes
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent’s signature.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't find home.
Why can’t an orphan have a dog? It always runs away.
Q: Why doesn’t Toledo have a professional football team?
A: Because then, Cincinnati would want one.
Why did the credit card go to jail?
'Cuz it was guilty as charged!
Why do people always tell actors to break a leg?
Because every play has a cast.
Why did the duck get arrested? For selling quack.
Why do I carry pepper spray?
Just in case of as-SAULT.
Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball?
A: They can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they open up a shop.
Why do orphans always have an iPhone X or above?
So they don’t have a home button. 🤙🏼
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have a mother's or father's day.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphaned year?
Because they don’t have a father's or Mother’s Day.
Why don’t mountains 🏔 take anything serious?
Because they think they’re hill areas! 😂
Why can orphans type? Because they can’t find the home row.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They don't want to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
Why do orphans can't play baseball? They don't know where home is.
So, I am an emo dude, so I sit in the back of the class, and I talk to no one.
But one day this dude came up to me and tried to talk to me, so I just ignored him. Then he got really pissed off and said, "I'm gonna kill you." I was like, "You're gonna kill me just because I ignored you? Is your ego that big, wow?" He left. Then the next day he brought his goons with him and said, "Now you're dead." I ignored him again, and he said, "You will pay for this."
So the following day after school I was walking down the street back to my house. Then he and his goons tried to attack me, but then they died, so I kept on walking. I had some rope traps set.
This was the best day of my life.
This is why you never mess with emos. We have ropes everywhere.