Why jokes
Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
Why do y’all call a pickup truck?
'Cause ya got a flat tire.
One day, Little Johnny walks in on his dad getting dressed and asked, "What is that, Daddy?" Dad said, "Oh, that's my snake." The next day, Little Johnny walks in on his mom getting dressed and asks, "What is that?" Mom says, "That's my bushes." The next day, Little Johnny can't sleep, so he goes into his parents' room and asks Dad, "Why is your snake going into Mom's bushes?"
Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.
Why couldn't the toilet paper roll down the road?
Why couldn't the orphan use his iPhone 6?
He couldn't find the home button.
Boy: "Mister, can I get candy?"
Mister: No, you shit head.
Boy: Why? :(
Mister: Because I'm not your dad.
Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?
A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.
Why did the van cross the road?
To get to the school for the little kids.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?
Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!
My friends: Ugh, why are you so lazy and no fun?
My parents: Why can't you be like your siblings?
My teacher: I don't care if you're depressed, focus on your study!
The songs: We understand you :)
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.
Q: Why are medication pills white?
A: Because they work.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.
Why was 6 afraid of 9?
Because 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Happy New Year!
Why is an orphan gay? Because they can call somebody "daddy."
Why did the duck get arrested? Because he was selling quack.
A husband comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can’t cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can’t fuck."