Why jokes
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.
Why did your mom cross the road?
Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never hit a homerun.
Why is 6 afraid from 7? 789
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
I thought happiness started with an “H.” Why does my happiness start with “U”?
Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it has no home button.
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Why Should I Walk? By Iona Carr.
What Lonely Girls Should Do By Seymour Fellowes.
Unusual Window Decorations By Rod Curtains.
The Long Walk Home By Misty Bus.
Race to the Outhouse By Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont.
Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow-herd.
Why did the lady go to the dealership? Because she was going to get Hereford.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the knucklehead's house...
Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.
Why can't orphans steal bases?
Because they can't find home.