Why jokes
Why are the Americans good at Rubik's cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colors.
Q: Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?
A: Because it was too tired!! 😴😴😴
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
Why don't chickens and sheep get along?
Because they have beef between them.
Why don't women parachute naked?
That annoying whistling sound on the way down.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
Why do people love camping?
Because it's in tents!
Why can't orphans go to Family Dollar?
'Cause they don't have a family.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
Q: Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
A: He only comes once a year.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Why are mountains so funny? -- Because they are hill areas.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it’s a family company.
Why are Michael Jackson and caviar so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!
Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?
Because when they win, they lose.
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!