Why jokes
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Why Should I Walk? By Iona Carr.
What Lonely Girls Should Do By Seymour Fellowes.
Unusual Window Decorations By Rod Curtains.
The Long Walk Home By Misty Bus.
Race to the Outhouse By Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont.
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a truck.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not a poo, you're a poo.
Why does Mario eat mushrooms?
Because he's a very fungi!
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
Mom: It's time for sleep.
Baby: Is that what you think, huh?
Mom: *gives baby pacifier*
Baby: Nice try, hobo.
Mom: Well, I'll come back later to see if he's gone asleep.
*few hours later*
Baby: *still awake*
Mom: Why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!
Baby: Lol, I told you nice try haha.
Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow-herd.
Why did the lady go to the dealership? Because she was going to get Hereford.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
Why do bees stay in the hive during winter?
... S'warm!
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?
Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle?
Son: Why?
Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.
Why can't blind people have a seafood diet?
They have to see food to eat.
Why did the man sit on his porch and bark at the postman when he came?
Because his dog had a sore throat!
Why can’t Helen Keller jump out of an airplane?
It scares the shit out of her dog.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where the naughty girls live!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why is there a big old gay parade on one of the first days of summer?
Pride always cometh before the fall.