Why jokes

Orphan

Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?

Because no one wants him.

Cell phone

Girlfriend: You remind me of a cell phone.

Girlfriend's ex: Why?

Girlfriend: Because you're about to die.

Twin

So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.

Liverpool

Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.

Freedom

By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.

Enjoy!

Orphan

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Emo

Why does the emo hate Christmas?

The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.

Melon

Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.

Wave

You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?

You were hit by a shockwave!

Orphan

Why are there only 363 days for orphans?

Because they don't have Mothers' and Fathers' Day.

Orphan

What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.

Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.

Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.

Orphan

Why do orphans want to die?

Because they might see their parents in Heaven.

Invisibility cloak

I was given an invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue, I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney.

That's why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY!

Orphan

Why did the orphan go to church?

To finally call someone father. 😂😂