Why jokes
Why do midgets run on balls?
Because the grass tickles them.
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who's going to homeschool them?
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person. When the police asked why he missed, someone said, "'Cause he gay."
He couldn't shoot straight.
Girlfriend: You remind me of a cell phone.
Girlfriend's ex: Why?
Girlfriend: Because you're about to die.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Why do orphans can't play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Q: Why is Saturn a boy planet?
A: Because he has a nice ring to it.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers!
Why are there only 363 days for orphans?
Because they don't have Mothers' and Fathers' Day.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To finally call someone father. 😂😂
You know why women wear tampons?
So the crabs could bungee jump!
Why did the big rose say to the little rose?
"Hi, bud."
Why are there only 363 days in an orphaned year?
Because they don’t have a father's or Mother’s Day.
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
Why did most orphans become prostitutes?
Because they wanted a daddy.