Why jokes
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
Girlfriend: You remind me of a cell phone.
Girlfriend's ex: Why?
Girlfriend: Because you're about to die.
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.
Why is Biden a priest?
So kids call him father.
Why can orphans just be gay?
Cause they want to call somebody "daddy."
Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
Why can’t Santa have kids?
He only cums once a year.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.
You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!
Why are there only 363 days for orphans?
Because they don't have Mothers' and Fathers' Day.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
I was given an invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue, I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney.
That's why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY!
Why do orphans can't play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To finally call someone father. 😂😂