Why jokes
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
Why can't orphans be home schooled?
Because they have no parent to home school them.
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
He fingered a minor.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
Why do Christmas trees like wheelchairs? Because they have kids.
Why don’t orphans have parents?
'Cause they were abandoned.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
Why was three afraid of two? Because he killed everyone!
Why don’t mountains catch colds?
They wear snow caps.
Why is it so hard to make a party on Earth?
Because you need to planet.
Why do Americans always win gold at the shooting Olympics?
Because they practice at the best schools.
Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
Why can't an orphan go to S. C. Johnson?
Because it's family owned.
Why can't Chinese people have white babies? Because two wrongs don't make a white.
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use a honeycomb.
Why can't orphans go to school? They can't attend parent-teacher conferences.