Why did 7 kill 11?
Because now 7 was even.
Why Jokes
Why can orphans type? Because they can’t find the home row.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
Because they'll get a hole in one!
Why do I carry pepper spray?
Just in case of as-SAULT.
Why did he die?
Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.
Why don’t mountains 🏔 take anything serious?
Because they think they’re hill areas! 😂
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.
Why did the clock out the library?
It tocked too much!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home! 😂🤣
Why did the dog walk out at night?
To scare his people!
Why did the credit card go to jail?
'Cuz it was guilty as charged!
Why do people always tell actors to break a leg?
Because every play has a cast.
Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to a chicken.
Q: Why doesn’t Toledo have a professional football team?
A: Because then, Cincinnati would want one.
Why didn't the bear leave home?
He could not bear leaving his family.
Why do you call a pineapple a pineapple?
Because it is a pineapple, pin, apple, apple, pen, doudodo.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Never lands.
Why did the bat cross the road? Because to get to the blood bar.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side! Haha, so funny...
