Why jokes
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent’s signature.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't find home.
Why do orphans go to church?
So at least they will have someone to call father.
Why can’t an orphan have a dog? It always runs away.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have a mother's or father's day.
You wanna know why Stephen Hawking isn't going to heaven?
Because it's a stairway, not a ramp.
Me: Hey! Do you know how to tie a knot?
Person: Yea, why?
Me: Cause I need help tying this noose :)
Why couldn't the sunflower ride its bike? It lost its petals!
Q: Why do Americans fish with guns?
A: To shoot up the whole school.
Why is Christianity the most dramatic religion?
Because other religions say, "Do, do, do."
But Christianity says, "Done, done, done!"
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
Mum: Why are roses red?
Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.
Mum: I made you.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They don't want to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.
Why can't an orphan watch T.V.?
Because it can't find the home button.
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball?
A: They can’t find home.