Why jokes
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
Why did Marxism never catch on in England?
Because then it would be impossible to get proper tea.
Bro, why are you making an avalanche by that big forehead? No wonder why snow was found on Mars.
Memes
Why didn't Michael Jackson get away with messaging with kids? Because they were all juveniles.
Why are clips 30 rounds? Because that's the average class size.
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
Why is hand holding a couple thing? Because they touch each other's genitals anyway.
I can’t take my dog to the park anymore.
Why?
The ducks keep trying to eat him.
Why would they do that?
Because he’s pure-bread.
Why are black men's eyes always red after sex?
From the mace.
Why did Daveon go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling "Daveon" in the dumps.
Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems "Daveon" disappear.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some cash withdrawals.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
For WORDPLAY!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.