Why jokes
Why is the sea salty? Because it is always blue.
Why didn’t the toilet cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack!
Why though?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing? Cuz they have 2 left feet!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Memes
Why can’t orphans eat a big bag of chips?
They are family sized.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.
Why couldn't the carrot go to his friend's house?
Because he was grounded.
Why did Shelley fall off the swing? She had no arms.
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
He got hit!
Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?
He couldn’t find the right solution.
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!
Why did the steward not receive his passport? Because his face was not valid!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.
I wonder why the plane got bigger and bigger, then it hit me.
Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?
Because they were too cheesy!