Why jokes
So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't run home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find their home.
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.
So that's why...
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
Why can't England play chess?
Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way to the BEAT!
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
There are 4 billion women on earth. Why isn't it clean yet?
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.