Why jokes
Why was the director injured?
He couldn't find the right cast!
Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?
Because they were triplets!
Bf: Babe, do you love me?
Gf: Of course, why do you ask?
Bf: I heard that your mom passed away, and I went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up, and then I remembered why I went to the garden.
Why were the apple and orange all alone? Because the banana "split."
Why don't chickens and sheep get along?
Because they have beef between them.
Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?
Have a look at her face!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t get to home run!
Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"
Friend B: "I was until last night."
Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"
Friend B: "Your sister."
Friend A: "I don't have a sister."
Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."
Why didn’t the toilet cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
Why did the orphans go to the church?
Because they need someone to call "father."
Why is the sea salty? Because it is always blue.
Why did the dog want a kiss? Because he can see his knees.
Why don't you wanna taco 'bout it? Cause it's nacho problem!
Why can’t orphans eat a big bag of chips?
They are family sized.
Why is helium so expensive? It is due to inflation.
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!
Why though?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing? Cuz they have 2 left feet!
Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?
He couldn’t find the right solution.