Why jokes
Why did the zookeeper lose his job? For choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!
Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team?
It's cuz they always eat the bat.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They won't be able to find home.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Cause it got stuck in the crack.
*If you don't get it, it got stuck in the butt crack.*
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? "We are Family."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? "Family Guy."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? "Meet the Parents."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
Next: Inappropriate Jokes
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream?
Because he was dead.
Why did NASA have to go to space? Because space is lonely.
Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken.
Q: Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the baby fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the koala.
Q: Why did the tree fall over? A: The koala never let go.
Q: Why did the kangaroo die? A: Because the koala landed on it.
Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?
He would take him to a "pignic."
Why do Roman Catholics have so many kids?
So there’s more for the priest.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? -- Because they lactose.
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
Q: Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
A: She got hit by a bus.
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
Why do orphans eat their cereal dry? Their dad hasn’t come back with the milk.
Why does Stephen Hawking have the voice of an angel?
Because no one has ever heard an angel talk.
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.