Why jokes
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because the iPhone X doesn't have a home button.
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
"Why couldn’t the DJ keep any of the fish he caught?
He kept dropping the bass."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
Memes
Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?
Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?
Well, they aren't.
Why?
They aren't repeated customers.
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
Why doesn't Mexico win any medals in the summer Olympics anymore?
Because all the Mexicans that can run, swim, or jump are already here.
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
Why are clips 30 rounds? Because that's the average class size.
Why didn't Michael Jackson get away with messaging with kids? Because they were all juveniles.
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
Why did Santa stop at three ho's?
Ms. Claus caught him.
A man asks God, "Hello God, why did you make my wife so dumb?"
God replies, "So she would love you..."
Why did Catholic women stop going to church?
Because it takes Jesus three days to rise.
Why did Michael Joseph Jackson cross the road? To get away from the parents of the boys who stayed in his house, and to go to a store where boys' underwear was 1/2 off.
Michael saw mommy kissing Santa Claus and asked her why she did that. Mommy said she was a good girl. Michael Joseph Jackson asked, "Can I be a good girl and kiss Santa Claus?" Mommy replied, "When you grow up to be a rich white woman." And now, we know the rest of the story.
Why was Macaulay Culkin not bothered by Michael Joseph Jackson? He was left home alone.
Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.