Why jokes
Why did the orphan become famous? Because they said, "Go big or go home!"
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 2)
To find his fans!
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
Why does the orphan go to church? He needs someone to call father.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To become roadkill.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGE BARS!
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
Why do people want their grass to be emo?
So the grass will cut itself.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
Why didn’t the pecan go to the ballet?
It was afraid of the nutcracker.
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."
Two men are sitting at a coffee table.
Mike: "I think I might have a drinking problem."
Joe: "Why do you say that?"
Mike: "Well, last week I got so drunk I blew chunks."
Joe: "That's nothing to be ashamed of; we all drink a little too much sometimes."
Mike: "No, you don't understand. Chunks is my dog's name."
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.