Why is 10 so scared. Cause it was in the middle of 9/11
My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can't u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don't care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)
Why is Santa always so happy? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because "two wongs don't make a white."
Why can't disabled people make jokes.
Well, it's called Stand-Up comedy isn't it?
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.
Why is Donald Trump so jealous of Usain Bolt?
Because he successfully finished a race!
Why do people in Alabama always swipe left on Tinder?
Because they aren't family!
Why do Japanese people hate Christmas? Because the last time a FatMan went down their chimney they lost half of their population
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Why is it that when women decide to kill an unborn baby, it's a "CHOICE," but when I decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids, it's called "MURDER"!
why were 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9 then why was 10 affraid? it was between 9/11.
what do u think was going thru the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? floor 44 💀💀
The only reason why Murrikkkunts think Canada isn't free is because incest is illegal in Canada, in which one can face a sentence as long as 14 years in prison if convicted.
Why is Sam Ryan a redditor? because he is
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: "when people look at you, they think the world's starving to death"
And the skinny man responds: "when they look at you, they know why"
why did the depressed person cross the road.
to get ran over.
Why is six afraid of seven?
Seven is a registered six-offender
Q:Do you know why people dont like abortion jokes? A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptyness inside.
Why doesn't the Sun go to college? -- Because it has a million degrees.
