Why jokes
Why can’t Hitler join the track? Because he can’t even finish a race.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
Why can't an orphan play baseball in China?
They can't find home plate.
Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?
They’re jealous that autism can speak.
(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).
Why can’t a nose be 12 feet long?
Because then, it would be a foot.
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case he had to drop some BOMBS.
Why did the gym close?
It's because it just never worked out.
Why do cows have babies?
They moo-ved together.
Why are the Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost 2 towers.
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.
Little Johnny: Dad, why are you rubbing the horse's chest and butt?
Dad: I want to see if it's good enough to buy.
Little Johnny: I think Uncle Joe wants to buy Mom.
Why did the child cross the playground? To get to the other slide.