He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
Man: whats up? Me: im annoyed Man: Why? Me: I stole my gf's heart Man: So why are you annoyed? Me: Everyone else in the surgery room gave me weird looks
I do t get why cancer is so hard to beat. I’m already on stage 4
A wife decided to leave for a vacation, leaving her husband in supervision of her mother and her cat. After a few days, she called her husband and asked, “How is everything going?” He responded with, “The cat is dead.” She cried out and said, “Why couldn’t you’ve broken the new slowly? You could have said the cat is playing on the roof or on the first day, and the next say it broke its leg, then the next that the poor things dead! Anyways, how’s my mom?” “She’s playing on the roof.”
A girl and a dog were dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog.
Why did Nicholas Cage and Angelina Jolie attend Paul Walker’s funeral? He went from The Fast And The Furious to Gone In 60 Seconds
You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.
Why did the orphan commit mass murder?
To be on top of the wanted list.
Why can't a cheetah play hide and seek? Because he's always spotted
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I am still trying to figure out why paying the covid doctors a complement is so offensive. They even kicked me out and all I said was to stay positive...
Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do the French eat snails? -- They don't like fast food.
Why can't depressed people leave the maze?
Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.
Why did the chicken commit suicide?
To get to the other side.
Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.
Do you know why God created wars? To teach Americans geography.
Why don’t orphans and Chinese kids play baseball. The orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
"Sir, I'm afraid your son can't attend our swimming lessons anymore."
"Why not?"
"He keeps peeing in the pool."
"Well, all kids pee in the pool."
"Not from the diving board!"
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