Why jokes
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
Why you always in a mood?
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
...maybee
Why are modern women trash?
Because back in the day, a woman knew her place.
Why didn’t the pecan go to the ballet?
It was afraid of the nutcracker.
Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To become roadkill.
Why does the orphan go to church? He needs someone to call father.
Why is Jonnyy baiiiiii sad? Because he no shower pero.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 2)
To find his fans!
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.
My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.
I told him my dad never came back with it.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.
Why does Royal Cola have more royalty than a queen?
Answer: It tastes better.
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.