Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
Why Jokes
Why did the vegetable cross the road? He didn't, he just sat there.
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.
Why does my mum eat carrots?
Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.
People sometimes ask me why I cut myself. I usually answer that at least I can scan my worth at the supermarket.
Why is Goofy named Goofy? Because he is goofy!
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
Grandma: calls You: Hello Grandma, what are you doing? Why, you can't mean I'm right in the house right now? Grandma: I didn't mean to call you, bye.
What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”
Reply back with “Because you were born.”
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
because skeletons aren't alive and can't move, so it's impossible for him to cross the road.
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the only contraction they know.
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the other contraction they know.
Me: Why did the bus drop his ice cream?
Sanity to live: I don't know?
Me: He was run over by Timmy!!!
Sanity to live? *dies*
Me: *At edge of bridge* Wow, sweet view.
Sanity to live: *resurrected*
Narrator: Sometimes a bridge is all you need...
(sponsored by jumping bridges)
All doggies go to heaven - or so I've been told.
They run and play along the streets of Gold.
Why is heaven such a doggie-delight...
Why, because there's not a single cat in sight.
Why was Santa Santa?
Because it was Santa! Hahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why did the man say "hi ti bye?"
Why is the pizza place busy? Because it’s pizza day! 😂
Why did Santa go to work? Because he was just trying out the work! 😂😂
