Why did the man say chickens were lucky?
Because they get killed and eaten.
Why Jokes
Why do people always tell actors to break a leg?
Because every play has a cast.
Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
Why did the Indian cross the road?
Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They never hit home.
Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly.
Why was the sun ☀️ mad at the clouds ☁️?
Because the clouds kept throwing shade.
Why did the OREO go to the dentist?
Because he needed a filling. 😂
Why did the credit card go to jail?
'Cuz it was guilty as charged!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken next to him farted.
Why does NASA only serve Coke?
Because they can't get Seven-Up!
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home base.
Why were the cherries 🍒 crying?
Because their parents were in a jam.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn't peeling very well!
Why did the manager hire the marsupial?
Because he was koala-fied!
