Why jokes
Why couldn't the toilet paper roll down the road?
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock? It’s a little meteor.
Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
Why are so many people mean to orphans?
They can’t cry to their parents.
Why was there a box in a church? Because there was a funeral.
Why can’t orphans get in trouble?
Because there’s no one to give a phone call home to.
Why was the orphan so bad at baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Why was the calf afraid?
Because she was a cow-herd.
Why do orphans love having sex?
Because they can finally call somebody "daddy."
Why did the silly boy take the Christmas tree to a barber?
Because his mother said it needed to be trimmed.
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock?
Because it’s a little meteor.
A priest is drowning in a river. A boat comes along and asks to help him. He says, "Leave me alone, God will save me." The next day another boat came along and asked to help him. Again he said, "Leave me alone, God will save me." The next day the last boat came and asked to help him. Once again he told the boat that God will save him. The next day he died. He went to heaven and asked God, "Why didn't you save me?" God said, "I sent you three f***ing boats and you didn't take them!"
Why do cheetahs never get an A+ on a test? They always cheetah!
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?
Cause it's a family company.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why did Steven Hawking go to hell?
Because there is a stairway to heaven.
Why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other side to see their parents?
Why can't orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because they're family size.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"
The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
Why go across the street when you can just go down the hall, lol?