Why jokes
Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?
He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school? Because they need to contact parents.
"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.
Why did the butt fart?
Because they don't know the words.
Why are frogs good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
Why did the dog 🐶 wake up tired?
It had a ruff night. 😂
Why couldn't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home! 😂
Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To wipe the chicken's ass!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find the first base they came from.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: 'Cause they can’t get back to home.
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
Why isn't the athlete in the full bus? Because she is trying to fit in.
Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.
Wash your hands.