Why jokes
Why are a gun and a bag of chips alike?
You pull them out at school and everyone wants to be your friend.
Why did Helen Keller’s boyfriend have wax on his finger? Because he was whispering sweet nothings into her ear!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!
I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper, stocking up from the Coronavirus, but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea? Lol, why y’all be buying toilet paper, now I am just confused.
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why are dolphins so smart?
Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because he didn’t know where home was.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home! 😂🤣
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
To get to the douchebag's house.
Knock knock.
(It's the octopus.)
Why did Stephen Hawking go on to Britain's Got Talent?
To sing.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password.
Why doesn't a skeleton dance? Because he had no body to dance with. Lol, Sans.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
Why is your nan gay? Because she's an orphan.
My young son saw Trump on TV. He asked, "Why is the man on TV painted orange?" I replied, "Son, when Russia pays that much for equipment, they don't want it to rust."