Why jokes
Why can’t orphans say "I’m in the ghetto?" Because they can’t say "I’m in a home."
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
Who works at IHOP? A girl with one leg.
P1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
P2: To get to the other side DUH?!?
P1: No dumbass, it's to get run over because he has depression, a chronic illness, and his father left him for a good for nothing pimp that doesn’t even give a shit about how he feels. (Kinda like me).
P2: Holy shit are u ok? *Some random eavesdropping fucker dials 911 in a hurry*
Why did the tornado take a break?
Because it ran out of wind! 😂
Why don’t mountains 🏔 take anything serious?
Because they think they’re hill areas! 😂
Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to a chicken.
Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?
Because they were too cheesy!
Why don’t orphans play football?
They have no home field.
Why is drinking soda so sad?
It's soda-pressing.
Why couldn’t the dwarf husband make his wife pregnant?
Because of his short cummings.
Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie.
Why was the depressed man happy in food-tech?
He got to cut himself.
Why did the man say chickens were lucky?
Because they get killed and eaten.
Why do people always tell actors to break a leg?
Because every play has a cast.
Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
Why did the Indian cross the road?
Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They never hit home.