Why jokes
Why did the skunk 🦨 sleep 💤 under a car?
Because he wanted to wake up oily.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have pockets. I’m
Why was 10 scared of 9?
Because 9 8 7.
Why did the police go to a baseball game?
Because a player stole the base.
Why couldn't the astronaut put the helmet on his head?
Because he didn't have enough space.
An alien goes to Area 51, but I wonder why he doesn't go to your house?
What is the world's greatest invention? The ball gag, do you know why? Honestly, officer, I never heard her say no.
Why does Trump "not" wear glasses? Because he's got 20/20 vision!
Why do people say "cheese" when they are taking a photo?
Because they were using the computer and thought about it.
Why do people say "cheese" in a camera?
Because they were using the computer.
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number.
Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?
He wanted to see a floor show.
Why couldn't Professor Xavier fight Magneto? Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
Why don’t mountains take things seriously?
Because they’re hill areas.
Why did the chicken not cross the road?
Because it saw your face!
Why are lamps so scared? Because someone might throw them away.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why are tomatoes 🍅 the slowest vegetable?
Because they can’t ketchup.
Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?
Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.