Why jokes
Why do kids have school every day? So that they can learn.
Why did the chicken commit suicide?
To get to the other side.
Why is time important? To not be late.
Why are baby elephants so smart? They hang out with friends!
Why did the strawberry 🍓 go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date.
Why do people think that monsters are scary? Cuz they are so stupid.
Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶.
Why was the bus sleeping? Because it was too tired.
Why was the giraffe late to work?
Because it got caught in a giraffic jam.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because it has a silent “p.”
Why did the dog walk out at night?
To scare his people!
Why do men say funny things? Just to be silly!
Why do horses eat with their mouth open?
Because they have bad stable manners.
Why are eagles 🦅 bald?
Because they don’t wear wigs.
Q: Why couldn't the queer wist eating his hot dog?
A: Because it tasted like shit.
Q: Why are morbid jokes so cruel?
A: Because they are!
Why are Communists considered the left?
Because they can’t do anything right.
Why are bald eagles bald? Because you're bald!
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.
Why did the orphan cross the street? Because they thought that mommy and daddy was on the other side.