Why can't blind people have a seafood diet?
They have to see food to eat.
Why Jokes
Why is the sea salty? Because it is always blue.
Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why are trees afraid of dogs? Because they bark.
Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.
Why did the orphans go to the church?
Because they need someone to call "father."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you're a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.
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Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why did the brother cross the road? Because the sister farted.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay man's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle?
Son: Why?
Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.
Why do Roman Catholics always call their minister father?
because Roman Catholic men between 18-29 years old received a free anonymous blowjob inside the confessional booth at the glory hole.
Why did the skeleton not listen to the rules?
He was "bone tiba wild."
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
A cop pulls over an old man.
The cop walks up to the old man and says, "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
The old man said, "No."
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
Why can’t orphans pick up their phone after school?
Because they need their parents to go pick it up.
Why did the baby cross the road? Because he wanted to die.
