Why jokes
Why did the fire not burn the kid? Because it had no lips.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.
Why did Trump's brain cross the road?
Oh wait, there is no other side.
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
I asked my mum why she’s depressed, she said her life has been a wreck. I asked how long has it been, she then asked when I was born.
Why do all orphans get iPhone X's?
There isn't a home button.
Why do people love camping?
Because it's in tents!
Me: Hey! Do you know how to tie a knot?
Person: Yea, why?
Me: Cause I need help tying this noose :)
A girl looked in the fridge. She got mad that somebody ate the last ice cream cone. She ran into her sister's room and said, "This is why you're fat!" Then fell down the stairs. Good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause there is no home to run to.
Why can't orphans have a funeral? Because their parents won't be there.
"Why is it that orphans only play tennis?""That's the only love they can get..."
Before Marriage Boy: At last, I can hardly wait! Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No, don't even think about it! Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course, always! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: No, why are you asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get! Girl: Will you slap me? Boy: Hell nah, you crazy!! Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yeah girl! Girl: Oh Honeyyy😍
After Marriage Now, read that from the bottom to the top.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?
Why did ItsFunneh go on the road? She so Draco looking at a car then the car runs over him, sad Draco.
Why do orphans work boomerangs?
Because it's the only thing that comes back.
Why did lil Timmy drop his lollies?
He was hit by a train.
A girl and her brother are walking in their garden. POV: Brother. Sister: "Why are you cutting those flowers?"
Brother: "Because they're beautiful!"
Sister: "I thought you said you cut yourself because you aren't."
Brother:......