Why does the ice cream have so many friends?
Because he’s cool.
Why Jokes
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
They never reached home.
Why don’t you have a pet cheetah?
There cheetah you.
Three men were captured by a tribe and tortured. The leader of the tribe tells them that they would live only if they could achieve one thing: They had to go out and find 10 pieces of the same fruit each.
The first person returned with apples. The leader said that he had to put all 10 of them up into his ass without making a sound, or he would be killed. 1... 2... he screamed.
The next person came back with grapes. 1, 2, 3, he counted up to 8, but began to burst out laughing; he was killed. In heaven, the first man asked him why he laughed if he was doing so well. "Well, I saw the third guy coming back with fucking pineapples!"
Girl (on thirteenth birthday): Ma, why did papa leave?
Mother: Well, it started exactly 1 year and 189 days ago...
A mom cow's last words were to the mom cow's son. They were, "You are..." then died. The son thought that he was adopted, but then three years later, the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say, "You were adorable." Then she died once more. Then two years later, she rose from the dead for the last time to say to her son, "And that's why we adopted you."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Why wouldn’t Mrs. Grapes leave her children behind?
Because she loves raisin kids.
Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.
Why did the Catholic priest suck dick at a glory hole?
Because someone asked him what he would do for a Klondike bar.
Why did the United Nations stop the french government from using the guillotine in public?
because the french government was using the guillotine in public on newborn baby boys for circumcision.
Why do doctors use so much lipstick?
Because they love cos-medics!
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
Why is the orange 🍊 the fastest fruit?
Because it never runs out of juice.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?
Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips? Because they need parent permission.
Why does a married heterosexual man want an anonymous blowjob at a glory hole inside an adult bookstore?
Because he doesn't want his wife to find out that he got a blowjob from another man.
