Why jokes
Why did the butt smell so bad? Because he didn’t have a nose! AND HE FARTED TOO!
Why did the astronaut return to Earth?
She went on her launch break! 🚀🥪😋
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a drink and a mop.
“Huh, I wonder why he needs a mop?”
Why did England beat Germany in World War Two?
Scissors beat paper.
Why can't cheetahs play any games?
Because they're cheetahs!
Why did the orphan want to become a prostitute?
To get a daddy.
Why was I stress eating on the train track?
To wait to get hit.
Why did the chicken go to KFC? ... To visit his family.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright!
Why did the bee get into trouble?
Because he wasn't beehiving very well!
Why can't orphans play baseball? They ain't got no home to run to.
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied? Because they can never stand up for themselves.
Why is there only 363 days in an orphan calendar? Because they don't have Mother's Day or Father's Day.
Why are the candy's clothes in the studio?
Because it's a wrapper.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why does the owl 🦉 have a lot of friends?
Because he’s a hoot.
Why don't you act like an amoeba and split?
Why can't blind people have a seafood diet?
They have to see food to eat.
Why is the sea salty? Because it is always blue.
Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!