Why jokes
Why does Wet have a big head? Because he got hit by a wetaroid!
Why is Job good at Minecraft? Because he is noob, noob, noob, noob, noob. NOOB!
Why was Wet scared of Water? Because he was the water.
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
The chicken wasn’t invented then.
I was wondering why the basketball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Why do people always talk about nine eleven???
My dad died that day.
He was a good pilot.
My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!
Wonder why the British are so good at chess? They have the queen.
Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess? They lost two towers.
Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."
Why didn't the Asian get a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't hit a home run.
Me: Now I know why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured it out.
The first time I EVER HAD SEX I WAS ALL ALONE. You know why?
IT WAS DARK and I WAS ALL ALONE!
One day, the teacher asks a boy, "Why can't fish talk underwater?"
The kid says, "If I put your head underwater, will you be able to talk?"
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To check in on his flat mate.
Why did the banana like the movie?
Because it was apeeling.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause he was on crack.
Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?
Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣