Why jokes

Why can’t an orphan play baseball?

Because they don’t know where home is. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Why did the toilet paper not make it across the street?

'Cause it got stuck in a pothole!

Daughter: Dad, why are you so mean?

Dad: Because you are so mean, that's why.

Daughter: You so get on my nerves.

Dad: I am gonna slap you in your god darn head if you don't shut up.

Daughter: Wow, Dad, you savage.

Dad: 21 SAVAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Daughter: Oh my God, I am tellin' Mom that you are doin' that thing again.

I don't know why Trump has orange skin but has white around his eyes. So does that mean he is some fucking dog?

Why can’t you give an orphan homework?

Because they don’t have a home to do it in.

Want to know why parents don't get school shooting jokes?

Because they are aimed at a younger audience.

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  • Why were the 1800s so crazy?

    Because of Hairriet Tubman.

    I only made so it's the 69th in the hair category.

    Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy very wise presidents?

    They both had an open mind.