Why jokes
Why did the carrots laugh?
They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
Why do orphans only buy iPhone XS?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
A boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad?
He doesn’t have legs.
What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.
Me: Help, I'm stuck in a trap.
Friend: What kind?
Me: It's called life. Yeah, I've been trying to get out of it for six years now, it just won't let me go.
Friend: That's not funny..
Me: Yeah? Nor is wanting to die, yet I'm still over here laughing every time I try to.
Friend: I'm calling your mom.
Me: She knows.
Friend: What's she doing to help, then?
Me: She's supposed to help?
Friend: Have you told your dad?
Me: I will when he comes back.
Friend: Where is he?
Me: I don't know, he's been gone for 15 years.
Friend: ....
Me: What?
Friend: Why?
Me: Why what?
Friend: Why would you joke like that?
Me: I was joking..
Friend: I know.
Me: Oh. I didn't know.
Friend:...
Me: Have a nice day, I'll see you tomorrow... Maybe...
Why did Hitler lose the war?
Because Göring ate every last airplane, tank, artillery, ship, and ammunition!
Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why can’t orphans eat a big bag of chips?
They are family sized.
Why don't gay men perform anilingus on each other in Greece?
Because anilingus is against the law in Greece.
Why don't gay men have anal sex in Greece? because anal sex between gay men is against the law.
Why don't gay Greek men have anal sex with each other in Greece?
Because anal sex between gay men is against the law in Greece.
Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?
Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.
Why did people bully the burning circuit?
It was too short.
Why did the MOSFET go to jail?
It had a charge for battery.
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
Why do people have sex?
Because they like going "Ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck me, bitch, I love you!"