Why jokes

Fireplace

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Nobody really liked our fireplace.

So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why, but now everyone likes our fireplace.

Wife

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JFK's wife trying to grab his head be like "him in heaven." Why did I marrei her? Welp, time for a devorsin'.

Mom

Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!

Me: Nothing, why?

Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.

Me that/every night: *sob*

Friends: Are you okay?

Me: Yeah, fine.

Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...

Bay

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Why were there two boys on the bay?

Because they were gay!

Elephant

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Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...