Why jokes
Why did the cow lick your mum?
Because she had a cream pie.
Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover their butt. Quack!
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover up their butt quack!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home base is.
You know why Ted Cruz left Texas?
Because they never take a chill pill.
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land doesn't wave back! 🤣
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.
Why did the cheetah always cheetah against the lion?
Because she knew the lion was always lion.
Why did the cheetah kill the lion? Because he farted.
I know my jokes suck.
Q: Why is the graveyard so noisy? A: Because all the coffin.
If you don't get it, it means because of people coughing.
Why does your mom hate you?
Because you are a loser.
Why can an orphan only get an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
Me: I know why you don't have friends.
Kid: Why?
Me: Because you can't even figure that out.
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
Why don't midgets use tampons?
Answer: They are always tripping over the string.
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it? Inter-net?
Why did Saturn have rings?
Because God liked it so he put a ring on it.
Why were the apple and orange all alone? Because the banana "split."
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can Hoe Hoe Hoe!