Why jokes
Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for a butt!
Why can't orphans open a family business?
Because there is no family.
I thought happiness started with an “H.” Why does my happiness start with “U”?
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need parent registration!
"Why is my name Rose?"
"A rose fell on your head when you were born."
"Why is my name Daisy?"
"A daisy fell on your head when you were born."
"Bedrock is better than Java!"
"Oh, hi Brick!"
Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because it was not born yesterday.
Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?
Kenya, if you keep smiling then you will become a positive bitchy!
Tenya, everyone hates you why I have no idea!
Kenya stop smiling and start dying!
Tenya, why are you so mean!
Kenya, stop acting like a mantrapp!
Tenya, stop being a bitch in a skirt!
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Why is Mercury filled with Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium?
Mercury is Be-Au-Ti-Full!
I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.
Why do sisters hate you?
Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P
Wanna know why not to joke about 9/11? They usually crash the party.
I've spent most of my life avoiding conflict. That's why I'm never intending to visit Syria.
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?
To have someone to call "daddy."
Why do orphans like to go to church?
It is the only place where they can call a father.
My ill sis said, "Why did the bear say no to ice cream?" and I said, "Why?" She said, "'Cuz it's stuffed!"