Why jokes
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why can't two Asians have a white kid?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.
Why does a very tall man allow dwarfs to take turns to suck his balls?
Because he is nuts about them!
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there were stairs.
Why was the piano waiting at the front door?
Because it forgot which key to use!
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and they got plain!
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
Why did the tomato blush?
Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why can’t Helen Keller have kids?
Answer: She’s dead.
Why did the man say, "I'm stuck?" Because he was...
Snake one: Are we venomous?
Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?
Snake one: Cuz I just bit my tongue!!! (Drama scene)
Why did the robber take a shower before his robbery?
So he could make a clean getaway!
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.