Why jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and they got plain!
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
Why did the tomato blush?
Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why can’t Helen Keller have kids?
Answer: She’s dead.
Why did the man say, "I'm stuck?" Because he was...
Snake one: Are we venomous?
Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?
Snake one: Cuz I just bit my tongue!!! (Drama scene)
Why did the robber take a shower before his robbery?
So he could make a clean getaway!
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why is the dog having KFC? Because the dog has no friends.
Why is 2020 the worst year? Because COVID-19!
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to be wanted.
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
Why do men lick girls' boobs in sex?
'Cause they are just boys.
I'm so smart, wanna know why? Because you're gay.
Why don’t you peel a banana?
It’s too hard to kill your nana.