Why jokes
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
Why should old women never eat seafood?
'Cause then she'll start acting crabby.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay people can play Star Wars.
Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?
'Cause it's a ham-burger, isn't it?
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
Why do cats like to sleep on the floor?
'Cause it's a car-PET.
Why did the school go remote?
Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!
Why was sis afraid of seven?
Cuz 7 ate 9.
Why did the orphan commit suicide?
So he could find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their home.😁😁
Why was the stadium so hot?
Because all the fans left!
Why was the stadium so cold?
Because of all its fans!
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
Q. Why can't orphans play baseball?
A. Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the 18-year-old girl need a ladder to go to school?
Because it was High School.
Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted! 🐄
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
Son: Mom, can I get $100 for a week?
Mom: Why do you need $100 for a week?
Son: I'm going on a date, and I need $100 for a week, please.
Mom: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Go on your date now. You got $1, so go.
Son: And you got $0.00.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.