Why jokes
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was.
A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest. The boy said, “I’m scared.” The man said, “Why are you scared? I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone.”
Why can’t an orphan play baseball??
They can’t hit a home run! 😂
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
The orphan: why don't my parents love me? Me: because you don't have any.
My uncle said he wants to be a dinosaur. I said why... he said so I could be extinct 😭😭
Why can’t Asian people play baseball?
Why?
'Cause they ate the bat!
Why do orphans go to church?
Why?
To finally call someone "father."
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
Q: Why did the islamic chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the airport.
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.
Why do Christmas trees like wheelchairs? Because they have kids.
A chemical store burned down, and the firefighter just stood there, but at the end, the store fire just went out by itself. But the store owner still got angry.
Store owner: Why didn't you take out the fire?
Firefighter: Yeah, but it went out by itself.
Store owner: But still, why?
Firefighter: Your chemical store sells H20.
Store owner: Oh, I get it now!
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains? How many have you derailed this year?
Me: Sorry, boss, it’s hard to keep track.
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it has no home button.
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
Little Johnny's sister, Suzy, sees her mom in the shower and asks, "What is that between your legs?" Her mom responds, "That is my garage." The next day, Suzy sees her dad in the shower and says, "What is that between your legs?" Her dad answers, "It is a motorcycle that gets parked in mommy's garage." The next day, Suzy came to dinner with blood all over her hands. Her mom asks, "Why is there blood all over your hands, Suzy?" Suzy says, "Well... little Johnny tried to put his motorcycle in my garage, so I ripped its wheels off."
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.