Why jokes
Why does Blake eat cake? Because Caleb can't.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they actually have a father there.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
Why did Muhammad Ali go down? Because he couldn't stand the cancer.
Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?
Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.
Why was the dog stealing shingles?
He wanted to be a woofer.
Gwen, why are you so nice?
Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?
Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!
Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?
Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?
Bianca: It's Bianca!
Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home. 😢
Gina: Maryen? Karlya? Amber? Kristie? Why isn't it listed that she's here?
Zari: Your sister isn't listed in the meantime, just relax.
Gina: That still doesn't answer why she's not listed. I want her to see me!
Zari: Anyway, it will be time for your medications, we have the gixen and the Uiasends.
Gina: Do you know my sister's name?
Zari: Yes. Her name is Jalien.
Gina: Fine, I don't care!!!
Why did the stick fall?
Because he is a stick man.
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
Why is life like penises?
Women make it hard.
Why is six so scared? Because seven eight nine! 😂
Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?
A: Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their way home.
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Why did the pope drink horse piss? Because a priest asked him what would he do for a Klondike bar? 🤪 😜
Why do school shooters have the best shots?
They train at the best schools. 🤣🤣🧇🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why be homophobic, transphobic, racist, sexist when you can be quiet?