Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
Why Jokes
Why did Gwen go to the store? To have a new.
Why can't America play chess?
Because it lost two towers.
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
Why did Monaco cross the road? It smashed a 1-mile radius of the road + the chicken.
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?
Why you always in a mood?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost two towers.
Why is there a middle school?
Because the kids that go there are middle class families.
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
I was digging and found some gold. I was going to tell my mom, then I remembered why I was digging.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To become roadkill.
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
I would too if my name was Braille.
Why can Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
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