Why jokes
Why did the orphan scream "wolf"? Because people actually came back.
Why can’t orphans drink? Because they don’t have any money.
My friend said, "Why do you have depression? There is so much happiness in the world." And I said, "Why do you have asthma? There is so much air in the world."
Why do Mexicans only drink hot drinks?
Because they're afraid of ice!
Why do dwarfs work at Tesco?
Because every little helps!
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
Why do pedos hate corona? Because they have to stay two meters away from children. 😈
A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt, she says, "Oh, what chest!" "That's 100 lbs of dynamite, baby," he replies. Then he takes off his pants, she says, "Oh, what legs!" He says, "That's 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running. He catches her and says, "Why were you running?" She said, "I didn't wanna be in there once I've seen how small the fuse was."
Q: Why did the cat get a ticket?
A: He was caught littering.
Q: Why did the cat get arrested?
A: He was caught littering.
Women: Can I have your number?
Jesus: No.
Women: Why? Are you scared?
Jesus: No. Just when you wanna talk, just pray.
This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
Why can't you kill a depressed person?
Because they are already dead inside.
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can't find home!
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause he got stuck in the crack! *butt crack*
Yo mama is so ugly she's the reason why Batman fights crime at night.