Why jokes
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
To be wanted.
So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never hit a homerun.
Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?
Oh wait, she didn’t know! 🤣🤣
Mommy, mommy, why do I keep running around in circles?
Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t know where home is.
Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them!
Two chinamen walk into a bar. The landlord says, "Why the same face?"
Why did God give women legs?
1. To look at.
2. To wrap around your neck when you’re eating her out.
Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
Why did the Drill Sergeant get in trouble?
He got caught playing with his Privates!
Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?
You: Yeah, but why so many people?
Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.
You: Dude!!!!
Why does the adopted kid like playing GTA? Because he wants to be wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
Why did Gwen go to the store? To have a new.
Why can't America play chess?
Because it lost two towers.