Why jokes
Why is Mars red? Because it saw Uranus! 😂
Why are short people so angry?? Cause they're closer to hell.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: Impatient feminist.
Friend: Impati--
Me: Why don't we have equal pay YETTTTTTT?
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
Why do you call a man that is physically handicapped and German?
A physically handicapped bisexual man that is promiscuous and German.
Why is that kid walking like that? Oh, he's an alter boy.
Why are you an orphan? Loser...
Q: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election?
A: He didn't get the votes he was oaking for, because he was not the popular vote.
Why did the knight cross the road?
He can't because his armor was too heavy.
Why can't an orphan roleplay? Because they don't have parents.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.
So the coach got mad at me because I'm the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum, and I was just keeping the ball to myself. The coach pulled me aside and said, "Pass to others." I said, "Why?" And he said, "There's no 'I' in 'team.'" I said, "Yeah, but there's an 'm' and an 'e.'"
Why was eight afraid of seven? Because 7, 8, 9!
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
Q) Why did the uncle sleep with his own nephew?
A) Cuz the boy wouldn't stop talking about Donald Trump every single weekend.