People always said that if you killed a murderer, there would be the same number of murderers. Why stop at one?
Why Jokes
This is how my mom always threatens me: "I brought you into this world, I can bring you out of it too." That's why I only have 2 siblings left.
I wonder where the bodies are?
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
They can never find home.
Hello, are you there?
Yes, who are you?
My name is Watt.
What’s your name?
Watt’s my name.
Yes, what is your name?
My name is John Watt.
John What?
Yes, are you Jones?
No, I’m Knott.
Will you tell me your name?
Will Knott.
Why not?
My name is Knott.
Not what?
Not Watt, Knott!
*hangs up*
Why is the koala not a bear?
It doesn't have the right koalafications.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their parents.
Why did LazarBeam kiss a man?
Because he couldn't kiss Fresh; he was already gay.
A teacher was teaching her second-grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her students to ask their parents what the government is. When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up to his dad and asked him what the government was. His dad thought for a while and answered, “Look at it this way: I'm the president, your mom is Congress, your maid is the workforce, you are the people and your baby brother is the future.”
“I still don't get it,” responded Little Johnny. “Why don't you sleep on it then? Maybe you'll understand it better,” said the dad. “Okay then...good night,” said Little Johnny and went off to bed. In the middle of the night, Little Johnny was awakened by his baby brother's crying. He went to his baby brother's crib and found that his baby brother had taken a crap in his diaper. So Little Johnny went to his parent's room to get help. When he got to his parent's bedroom, he looked through the keyhole to check if his parents were asleep. Through the keyhole, he saw his mom loudly snoring, but his dad wasn't there. So he went to the maid's room. When he looked through the maid's room keyhole, he saw his dad having sex with his maid. Little Johnny was surprised, but then he just realized something and thinks aloud, "OH!! Now I understand the government! The President is screwing the workforce, Congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, and the future is full of s**t!"
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?
Why are short people sad?
Don't judge though, it's crap but...
Because they couldn't reach happiness.
Why did the mailman die?
Because everyone dies.
Why do orphans like Batman? They are 50% like him.
Why are some girls scared easily?
They don't have balls.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
East Richmond had a train station, but Richmond is better, why?
East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond, but Richmond is better, why?
Why can't you go home tonight? Because you haven't got a home, it's moved.
