Why jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why is this a category?
You have an entire life being an idiot, why not take a day off?
Why does an orphan love to go to church?
Because they have someone to call father.
Why did the sun go to college?
Because it already have a million degrees!
Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!
Why did the rhino eat the car?
Poop.
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? It's pointless.
Straights are ALWAYS asking LGBTQ+ people why they have such GOOD FASHION SENSE. We didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing, honey ;)
You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
She will let it go!! 😂🤣
Why do Americans suck at chess? Because they lost two towers.
Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.
Why do orphans get offended by dark humor?
It doesn’t hit home.
Why do orphans pray to God?
So they have someone to call father.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why did the homeless man stop to help the kids cross the street?
To get them into his van.
Why did the pedo stop to help the little kids cross the street?
To get them in his van.