Why jokes
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
Abraham Lincoln was a good man, he jumped out the window with his dick in his hand and walked up to a group of ladies and said I'm doing my duty so why don't you give me some booty?
Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?
A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
His wife changed the WiFi password.
Trying to make jokes in 2020-2021 be like:
Comedian: "When she went in front of the TV, it took an hour till you could see the screen again."
Audience: "Why you gotta be so offensive?"
Comedian: "I'm not tr-"
Audience: "Oh, so now you're trying to debate?"
Comedian: "I-"
Audience: "Now you're acting racist?!"
Why do trees never call emo kids?
The emos always hang up on them.
Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher information.
Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their parents to a conference. ORPHANS!
Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!
Garen: Hey, why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animal shelter.
Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw their parents with a different race!
Students: No, that's not funny!
Student: SHUT UP!
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.
Why was Mr. Bean on the River Thames?
He was rowing at Kingston.
Why is my butt wet? I forgot.
Why can't the Chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can’t orphans go to college?
'Cause they have no one to talk to.
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
Because his answers were netherrite.
Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating?
They like to bone a petite.
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
Myrtle Beach has a clear blue sky and sunny weather, a pleasant place to visit as a family. Don't you think they are not evil creatures, and do you think they have them?
"No, there are no ghosts or evil creatures." You can say that, but don't be surprised when Gina Claw Scare comes for you, aka GCS for short. Gina Claw Scare was born in North Carolina in August 1991. She died in 2000. No, that's not real. WRONG. Gina's real name was Gina Clawien Scaren. Yes, that's why her name is Gina Claw Scare. Why did she die? I know, right? She died from a curse from her bad companions. We never knew their names. The curse sent her down a dark path, demons and hate comments from people on Instagram, Facebook, and the worst jokes on the site.
Gina Claw Scare loved fire, which means she was a pyromaniac. She would rise from the grave in which she was buried. Did what? Stop, for real this time!
They buried her on a lawn in the forest that caught fire. "HARSH MAN!" I know, right? She rises from that grave, she comes for the people who call her by name four times. Then she beat the drums and set your house on fire! A fire so harmful that you can feel hurt, friends. You can hear everyone's screaming, and then become like her. Never say her name. NEVER.