Why jokes
Why don't orphans like to get lost?
Because somebody's going to ask where their parents are.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why was the duck arrested?
Because it was caught selling quack.
Why do orphans want to be communist?
So they would have a motherland.
Why did the orphan fail all his classes?
He couldn’t do his homework.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings, the belt wouldn't fit around his neck.
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why did the M&M go to school? He wanted to be a Smartie.
Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.
Q: Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
A: Because their dad is shopping for the milk.
Why are they called "breaking news" in the entire world?
Because they are breaking the whole entire news.
Why couldn't the NASA astronaut enter his rocket to leave Earth?
There wasn't enough space to fly it.
So I stayed at home for Halloween when I suddenly hear a knock on my door. I open and I see Penandes! I was confused and asked him why he does not wear a costume, and he said he doesn't need to.
Then I realized that he's a ghost and gave him 3 candies. Enjoy the candies Pruno!
I was shopping for a halloween costume, but once we got to the ghost section all of the costumes were out of stock! It turned out Pristiano Penaldo was buying them all! I came up to him and asked why he was doing this and he said: I’m sorry, but it’s match day, I must be a ghost 👻👻
I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks!
So little Johnny was walking to the bathroom, and he said, "Grandma," said, "why is the blood coming out of your ###😥 I need to call help."
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.