Why jokes

Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?

When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.

My friend asked me why I know how to tie a noose.

I told them, "because I’m such a noose-ance."

Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.

Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."

Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______

New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.

Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."

Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.

Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road?

Because they will get turned into a pancake even more.

It's not funny, I know.

Why don't orphans go on trips at school?

Parent signature: _______________

Why can’t orphans be gay?

Because they don’t have anybody to call “daddy.”

Why can orphans get away from the FBI?

Because they don't have a house.

Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?

He should just go to his mom and dad!