Why jokes
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Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.
Why can't two Chinese make a white baby?
Because two Wongs don't make a white.
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!
Why did the woman get raped in the ass?
She assed for it.
Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 🤣
Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy them as well.
Why can orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute?
Because they want to call someone "daddy."
Why did the orphan become a killer?
Because he knew they would not look for him.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
Why did the dwarf get a job at Lidl?
Because every Lidl helps.
Q: Why can't orphans be on a football team?
A: Because they won't know where to go on a home game.
Why can't an orphan have an iPhone?
It has a home button.
Why can’t orphans date?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."