Why is it painful to have your attorney with you in the hospital?
The damages are severe.
Why Jokes
Why can't an orphan get offended?
What are they gonna do, tell their mom?
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
Why is my dad gone?
I don't know.
Why are Michael Jackson and caviar so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
Why can't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
Why can’t orphans go on a field trip?
Parent signature __________
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your shitty bloody duck on her favorite teddy bear.
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your bloody shitty cock on her favorite teddy bear.
Why do orphans like apples? Because they get picked.
Why can orphans watch PG movies?
Because it's "Parental Guidance."
Do you know why Santa's sack is so big? He only comes once a year.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.
I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it.
Then I remembered why I’m digging in our garden.
"Since 7 8 9, why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 1."
Why did an orphan go on Google Maps?
To try and find their parents.
Why did Ronald McDonald go to KFC to destroy them?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
