Why jokes
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
My friend told me to beat that pussy up... so why is the local animal control at my door?
Why was it wrong to throw my Chinese friend down the stairs?
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
"Sir, I'm afraid your son can't attend our swimming lessons anymore."
"Why not?"
"He keeps peeing in the pool."
"Well, all kids pee in the pool."
"Not from the diving board!"
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
They don’t have a closet to hide in.
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.
He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"
Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"
Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
Why did Jesus not win any Stanley Cups? Because he was cut from the team because he kept being pinned to the boards.
Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?
Why do you say that?
Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
Why can orphans convert to Catholicism? Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home. 🤣🤣🤣
Why can't orphans convert to Catholicism?
Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.