I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
Why Jokes
Why can orphans just be gay?
Cause they want to call somebody "daddy."
Why can't the cheetah play hide and seek? Because he's always spotted.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
"F" stand for family, that's why "orphan" is spelled with "ph."
You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!
Why are you so fat? I bet you take after your mom more.
Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?
"It has no home button."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?
His internet connection ran out.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they didn’t have a home.
Why do candles like birthdays?
Because they can get lit!
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to!
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans go to school?
They don't have a home to go to.
