Why jokes
Son, why do I not have an Easter basket?
Mom, you're 23, you don't need one. Ends calls, child support.
Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms?
Because everything they do is in vein.
Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".
If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Why do orphans play GTA? To get wanted.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why can’t Jesus be born in West Virginia?
Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
Why do orphans miss half their basketball games? Cause they don't have home games.
Little Johnny: Dad, why are you rubbing the horse's chest and butt?
Dad: I want to see if it's good enough to buy.
Little Johnny: I think Uncle Joe wants to buy Mom.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So they had someone to call Father.
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.