Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
Why Jokes
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
Kid: Hi.
Janitor: Wtf you want, kid?
Kid: Why are you rude?
Janitor: 'Cause I have a shitty job.
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why don't cheetahs say goodbye?
Because they are not going to work.
Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks...
"Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?"
"Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea, but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That's why grandpa has to take the blue pills."
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
Why did the old man fall down a well?
He couldn't see that well.
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
BULLY vs. QUIET KID
Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.
Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.
QUIET KID WINS
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
Why can't Heaven and Hell ever be one 2nd paradise?
Heaven always has 5-star reviews.
Why was Liverpool the worst bespoke? Rio supports it, hahah!
Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but only got plane.
