One day I was going home, and 7 married men came to me and said, "You should be proud of your sister." I asked why. They told me it was the best that they ever had, and we got your sister a trophy.
So I went home, my sister said, "Look at my trophy I earned." The trophy said "The Best Blow Jobs." As a bro, I couldn’t be more prouder.
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
Why did my brother cross the road?
Because he was looking for his brain.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣
If it’s called the “living room,” why did my grandma die there?
Why does an orphan go to a spelling bee?
So they can spell "home."
Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Why is Hitler a hjhjfbfhf? Because he’s Hitler!
Light travels faster than sound, which is why you seemed bright until you spoke.
Why does an orphan’s calendar only have 363 days?
There are no Father’s or Mother’s Days on their calendar.
Why don’t orphans play the game of hide-and-seek?
They won’t be found because no one will look for them.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.
