Why jokes
The reason why orphans can't play baseball is because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why can orphans never go on field trips?
Because they can’t get a parent signature.
Why can't orphans go to spelling bees? Because they can't spell "home."
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
The teacher asks, "Who is a Trump fan?" Everyone in the class, wanting to be liked by their teacher, all put their hands up, except for Little Johnny. The teacher asks, "Little Johnny, why are you being different again?" Little Johnny says, "Because I'm not a Trump fan." The teacher asks, "Why are you not a Trump fan?" and Little Johnny says, "Because my dad's a democrat and my mum's a democrat so I'm a democrat." And then his teacher says, "So if your dad was an idiot and your mum was a moron, what would that make you?" And Little Johnny replies, "A Trump fan."
Why did Hitler kill himself? He knew the war was over at the beginning.
Why did the son go to the store?
To find his dad.
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
Why are orphans not on this?
They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he can't get home.
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!