Why jokes
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Man 1: Why don’t we just put all the debt in the world on one man, then kill him?
Man 2: We tried that once. It started a cult.
Why did the Titanic sink? It's because they didn't want the icebergs' candy.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because it saw an iceberg selling candy.
Why is Santa always so happy? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi.
I wanted to hire a butler for my new mansion in downtown LA. As he arrived, he introduced himself and I discovered it was Ghostionel Pessi.
I asked him why is he working as a butler? He told me that “a big game is coming up so he needs to refine his bottleling skills.” DAMN PESSI!
Why did Jesus play football?
He was Spanish, ayo.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why don’t orphans have phones?? Because their parents can’t buy them one.
Why was the broom late? Because it had overslept.
Why can't you trust the atom? 'Cause they make up everything.
Why can't orphans go to a five-star hotel?
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"
He was so naughty!
You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?
Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't go home.
Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?