Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home.
Why Jokes
Why do orphans suck at homework?
Because they don’t have a home.
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
Little boy asked his dad why he was born black.
Father replied, "So the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin."
Then he asks, "Why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire?"
"So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you."
"Then what are we doing living in Rochdale? (England)"
Why was Michael Jackson at Kmart?
He heard they had little boys' pants 1/2 off.
Why do most orphans become criminals?
Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.
My gf told me she was pregnant, so I punched her in the stomach.
She asked me why the hell I did that. I told her I wanted to let her know I’m pro abortion.
My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach.
She asked me "Why the hell did you do that?!?!?" "I wanted to let you know I'm pro abortion."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why is there a hole in Uranus?
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They don't know who daddy is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
Why is he called Stephen Hawking?
Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.
