Why jokes
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!
To whoever stole my antidepressants, why do you need them?
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
Why is America so bad at chess?
They lost both of their towers.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
7 was a registered sex offender.
My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Me: Demon Slayer.
My teacher: Why?
The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They never reach home.
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
Why can't orphans make dad jokes? Because they don't have one.
Why can't orphans play basketball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans become criminals? Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
A: Because they lost two of their towers.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in between 6 and 9.