Why jokes
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
Why is Chloe's forehead so big? Because her forehead is king-size.
Why can't orphans have family time?
They don't have a family.
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
Today a child asked if I was an angel. I asked why, and he said, "Mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."
"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe."
"Why?"
"Because I want to hang!"
A man walks into a pharmacy and buys multiple containers of Tylenol, and the clerk asks why he's buying all of these. He replies with, "I'm playing 1 pill eat 100."
Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldn’t solve inequalities.
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?
They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.
Why were the mushrooms the cool guy at the party? Because he was a fungi.
Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because he had no body to go with.
Why do-- wait, what am I saying? What am I talking about?