Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
Why Jokes
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why is it so hard to choose between buying a Subaru or a Volvo? Because you’re deciding whether you want to look like a rapist or a pedophile.
Why does an orphan's year only have 363 days? Because it's missing Mother's and Father's Day.
Why can’t mental hospitals have Halloween?
Because the patients thought the pumpkins were them. I tried.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭
Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!
Why did the orphan go to church?
Because they need a father.
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
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Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Why did orphans want to commit a crime?
Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.
Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
