Why jokes
Why does Donald Trump love little boys?
Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little cocks.
Why do midgets run on balls?
Because the grass tickles them.
Why do orphans love to go to church? Because they have someone to call father.
Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?
Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy?
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Why can't America play chess?
They're already missing 2 towers.
Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"
Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."
Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."
Guy: "About that..."
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on his side, there was a KFC shop.
Nobody notices your pain, tears, struggles, but why do they notice your mistakes?
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
Why did you and Sarah break up?
'Cause she cheetahed on me.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because it has no home button.