Why jokes
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?
Boy's pants are half off.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they have someone to call "Father."
Why do orphans love going to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Why? Because 7 ate 9 (8).
Do you know why 10 is scared? Why? Because he is between 9 and 11.
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
Why did the tomato cross the road?
To ketchup with his friends on the other side.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flat-mate.
Why have there been so many deaths around the world?
Trees and ropes.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually came back...
Did you know that you can die from laughing? Well, that’s why I laugh so much.
I was digging a hole in my garden, then I found a treasure chest. I was so happy. I went to tell my wife, but then I remembered why I was digging a hole.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔