Why jokes

Why do rapists and pedophiles never win a race?

Because they always like to come in a little behind.

Why do Jedis stay single?

Because they use "divorce" (the Force).

May divorce be with you!

Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.

Why do trans women go by she/her?

Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.

Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.

Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?

They don't have parent permission.

Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?

Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.

Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?

Orphan: About 200 years.

Today a child asked if I was an angel. I asked why, and he said, "Mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."

"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe."

"Why?"

"Because I want to hang!"

A man walks into a pharmacy and buys multiple containers of Tylenol, and the clerk asks why he's buying all of these. He replies with, "I'm playing 1 pill eat 100."