Why jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.
Boy: “My heart MELTS for you.”
Girl: “OMG, are you okay?!?!”
Boy: “Yeah, why?”
Girl: “Because if your heart is melting, then you are NOT okay.”
Why are orphans so bad at football?
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.
Father: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Father: So you won’t be bored. You’re going to need them there.
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
Why is my anus burning?
'Cause I sat on an open lighter, oh god, help!
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic 😉
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
Why do some people hate camping?
It's in tents.
Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion?
Because it was OUTSTANDING in the field! 💀💀😂😂😂😂😂
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because they can't.
Why are all lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.