Why jokes
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"
He said, "Dogs."
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."
Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Why did my parents walk to the other side?
...Why?
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
Why do Roman Catholics have so many kids?
So there’s more for the priest.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
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Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
Why don’t orphans and Chinese kids play baseball. The orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Yesterday, I was babysitting this woman's child. Everything was going perfectly.
I got hungry and called the mother. I asked if she wanted the baby back ribs I was cooking, but she said she didn't want any.
When she arrived she started screaming and ran to her child. I don't see why she was so upset, she said she didn't want any.
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
Q: Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
A: Because he got hit by a bus.
Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.
Boy: “My heart MELTS for you.”
Girl: “OMG, are you okay?!?!”
Boy: “Yeah, why?”
Girl: “Because if your heart is melting, then you are NOT okay.”
Why are orphans so bad at football?