Why jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
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Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
Why don’t orphans and Chinese kids play baseball. The orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Yesterday, I was babysitting this woman's child. Everything was going perfectly.
I got hungry and called the mother. I asked if she wanted the baby back ribs I was cooking, but she said she didn't want any.
When she arrived she started screaming and ran to her child. I don't see why she was so upset, she said she didn't want any.
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
Q: Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
A: Because he got hit by a bus.
Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.
Boy: “My heart MELTS for you.”
Girl: “OMG, are you okay?!?!”
Boy: “Yeah, why?”
Girl: “Because if your heart is melting, then you are NOT okay.”
Why are orphans so bad at football?
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.
Father: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Father: So you won’t be bored. You’re going to need them there.
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
Why is my anus burning?
'Cause I sat on an open lighter, oh god, help!
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic 😉
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.