Why jokes
Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."
Nardo Wick
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
A Catholic priest finds a young boy crying at the top of a cliff.
“What’s wrong? Why are you crying?”
The boy points down. “Mummy and Daddy were in the car and it went over the edge.”
The priest can see the flaming wreck below. He looks around and sees no one else is about and starts to unbutton his belt.
“It’s really not your day, is it?”
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why can't Americans play chess...
Because they lost 2 towers.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
I turned off all the beeping machines in the hospital. I love the peace and quiet, but I don't know why everyone is sleeping cause it's only 8 am.
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?
Boy's pants are half off.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they have someone to call "Father."
Why do orphans love going to church?
Because they can call someone "father."