Why jokes
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask.
Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.
Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.
Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod
Why couldn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?
It got stuck in a crack.
I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony?
He wanted to clean out the blanket.
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!
For some reason, my mom likes to lick and suck on hotdogs. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
For some reason, when my mom eats hot dogs, she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
Two friends are in a hospital lobby. Friend 2 notices Friend 1 crying.
Friend 1: "*crying hysterically*"
Friend 2: "Why are you crying?"
Friend 1: "I came here for a blood test."
Friend 2: "So? Are you afraid?"
Friend 1: "No. For the blood test, they cut my finger."
Friend 2: "*crying hysterically*"
Friend 1: "Why are you crying?"
Friend 2: "I came here for a urine test."
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had diarrhea.
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?
Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.
Why did the bus cross the road?
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because people always said, "Go big or go home," and he only had one option. 😂🤣
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they never make it home.