Why jokes
Why did my foot cross the road?
Because your ass was on the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Fuck you, that's why.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
Why do orphans drink water with cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why is the divorce rate among socks so high?
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
Why did the bullet end up losing his job?
Because he got fired!
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
Why is Texas the worst state ever?
They only have one star.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why did the GG Miller say to the loser?
"This is a nice reflection!"
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.