Why jokes
I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?
I went to school on a Saturday. My teacher asked why I am here, so I replied that my brother told me to go to hell.
Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?
So they can reunite with their dead family.
Why did the orphan like to jump? So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with their parents.
1 like = 10 more orphans in my basement.
Why do orphans like robbing banks?
So they can be wanted.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
Why are Elmo’s jealous of lights?
Lights are hanging.
Why did the sperm cross the road? ———— because I put on the wrong sock today.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why can’t a nose be 12 feet long?
Because then, it would be a foot.
Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?
Answer: Because IDAHO SUCKS!
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
So they can climb a fence easier.
Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve?
Answer: Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)