Why jokes
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
Why can’t two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wrongs don’t make a white.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Because an orphan doesn’t have a family.
My boss said she would've loved to meet Bill Cosby as a child. I don't get why I'm getting arrested. I was just making sure his dream came true.
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
Why did the chef go get the eggs? Because eggs are egg-tastic!
Why did the woman throw her bills out the window? She wanted to send them via airmail.
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
Why don't orphans get dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he could call someone Father.
The daughter walks up to her father and asks him, "Dad, can I ask you something?"
The father says, "Of course, what's your question?"
The daughter replies and asks, "How do you feel about abortion?"
The father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?"
The daughter replies, "I don't have a sis-"
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
They can't find the home button.
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
Why didn't the doctor help the orphan?
Because he was a family doctor!