Whos jokes
Jesus was a carpenter who got nailed to a piece of wood.
What do you call an octopus whose father left?
An octopie.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The butt.
The butt who?
The butt goes mooooo!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stranger.
Stranger who?
Stranger, why are you in my house masticating my apparent dead wife?
"Who am I? Why am I typing?"
Memes
why did i laugh at this? this is alot like someone I know.. hmm- ( in the cmmts write who u think it is!)
Why did Germany win World War Two? Wait—that's not right... um... excuse me while I look up who won the war...
*disconnected*
What do you call a gay man that performs fellatio on a man and cunnilingus on a woman, a person who is curious about male bisexuality, a man that is bicurious?
Does it cycle now?
Kid: Hi Mum!
Mum: Hi, Loser!
Kid: Why?
Mum: You loser, why? Hahaha!
Kid: Waaaaaaa!
I know this is not funny, but who cares?
Can you believe they're still together after everything they've been through?
Who you might ask...
YOUR ASS CHEEKS!
Who likes penis?
My cousin!
How do you call somebody who has bought a Corona?
A Cor-owner.
Seriously, who wants dicks?
I went to a museum and saw clocks. The owner told me these were lying clocks.
"This is God's clock. It never moved because he never lied."
"This is your clock. It moved 3 times because you lied 3 times."
I asked where is President Trump's clock. He said it was at the equator, spinning super fast for those who were on fire. I laughed so hard because it was so true!
Gwen, don't worry, everyone hates you, by the way! Have anything to say? Then who cares? You can't stop me.
Unknown person is going to give you a hint of who hates you...we were in a club, a meeting...btw this is you!
[Image of Gwen]
Later, Bitch!!!!!!!!
Fuck you people who made those jokes! (but some were funny but the starving one is messed up!)
Why does God hate me?
Because I'm a gay minority who fights for women's rights.
Three Europeans come to America. They are all captured by Native Americans, who want to kill them. But the Europeans beg to have their lives spared. The Native Americans agree not to kill them on one condition: the Europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit, and they will be informed what to do with it.
So the first guy comes back with a peach. The Native American says, "Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you." So, he shoves the peach up his ass and he laughs, and the Native Americans kill him. The second guy comes back with a grape. The Native American tells him the same thing. He laughs, and the Native American kills him.
They both see each other in heaven, and the first guy says to the second guy, "I had a peach, and peaches are fuzzy, so that's why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?" The second guy says, “Oh yeah, I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a BANANA!!"
Why did Jimmy throw the clock out the window? Because it reminded him of Arnold Clock, the man who knife-raped his wife.
What do you call a gay person who is gay but just can't admit it? A Filipino.
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed a politician in the jungle yesterday?
I hear it hurt like hell.