Whos jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Are you my mommy?
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bagel."
"Bagel who?"
"Toast, it's me, your arch-nemesis, Bagel, here to make up! Bye!"
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
Memes
Honestly
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"
Who wants to hear the biggest joke ever?
My life.
Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/
Knock knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don't open the door?
Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.
Me: Knock, knock.
Teacher: Who is there?
Me: Boo.
Teacher: Boo who?
Me: Stop being a crybaby and open the door!
Teacher: ......
Me: Aw man, detention again.
Who is the most famous skeleton? Sherlock Bones.
What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?
Nose-less.
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
What do you call a rapper who's also a firefighter?
BLAZE RHYMES.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES nature?
MC Green
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?
They both sign their names using a blue pen 🖊 🖊.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Illusion.
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.