What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
Whos Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
What do we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels?
A skele-TON!
Who wants to hear the biggest joke ever?
My life.
Knock knock. Who's there? Jo. Jo who? Jo Auntie.
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"
Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A bomb.
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
Who is the most famous skeleton? Sherlock Bones.
Knock knock? Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Not kangawho, kangaroo!
When someone pops up in your life making you all happy, you be like, "Who sent you?"
What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?
Nose-less.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Are you my mommy?
Me: Knock, knock.
Teacher: Who is there?
Me: Boo.
Teacher: Boo who?
Me: Stop being a crybaby and open the door!
Teacher: ......
Me: Aw man, detention again.
Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.
Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/
Knock knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don't open the door?
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Illusion.
