Whos jokes
Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."
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What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Orange." "Orange who?" "Orange you coming?"
Memes
Yessir
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bagel."
"Bagel who?"
"Toast, it's me, your arch-nemesis, Bagel, here to make up! Bye!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!
Knock knock. Who's there? Jo. Jo who? Jo Auntie.
Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A bomb.
Me: Knock, knock.
Teacher: Who is there?
Me: Boo.
Teacher: Boo who?
Me: Stop being a crybaby and open the door!
Teacher: ......
Me: Aw man, detention again.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Are you my mommy?
Who is the most famous skeleton? Sherlock Bones.
Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/
Knock knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don't open the door?
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?
Nose-less.
What do we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels?
A skele-TON!
Who wants to hear the biggest joke ever?
My life.
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.