Whos jokes
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Orange." "Orange who?" "Orange you coming?"
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
What do you call a pig who knows how to use a knife? A pork chop.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Roger.
(Roger who?)
Roger walks away, silently sobbing, having realized his mother’s Alzheimer’s is getting worse!
What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?
They both sign their names using a blue pen 🖊 🖊.
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
What do we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels?
A skele-TON!
Who wants to hear the biggest joke ever?
My life.
Knock knock. Who's there? Jo. Jo who? Jo Auntie.
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"
Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A bomb.
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
Who is the most famous skeleton? Sherlock Bones.
Knock knock? Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Not kangawho, kangaroo!
When someone pops up in your life making you all happy, you be like, "Who sent you?"
What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?
Nose-less.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Are you my mommy?