Whos jokes
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
Who wants to be my boyfriend, please?
There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face.
Then he stopped and had sex again x6, now he was left with...
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
Who likes dick? Answer me!
Memes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
Who would win in a race, Stephen Hawking or a turtle?
The turtle, because it can walk.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Your Nan.
WHAT? MY NAN IS DEAD!
Thanks for the birthday wishes. It's been an odd one this year, as some of you know, my father suddenly passed away on my birthday last year, and anyone who knew the old man knew he had a sledgehammer wit!
Good on ya dad, ya definitely got the last laugh!
When an orphan finds out who their parents are, and then finds out they're dead.
I was in my first space mission for NASA. As we were orbiting the asteroid belt, I saw a figure. I couldnāt tell who it was, but he spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. He said, āIām looking for my freekicks and penalties, can you help me find them?ā We then decided to aid him.
There was a house with a three-story building.
The first one had Mexicans.
The second one had Africans.
The third one had white people.
An earthquake came.
But who did survive?
The white family because they were at work.
Who can relate?
NOT A RICK ROLL https://youtube.com/shorts/nnEQ5aWyO9U?feature=share
If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
No one will fight me, who is brave and strong enough to beat this beta simp femboy?
Jorden CalerendiĆ”.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.
Who can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I did ap.
I did ap who? (I did a poo)
EEWW you did a poo???
Who is the king of the insects š?
The Monarch!
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.