Whos jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.
My son and I went on a tour to the Old Trafford Stadium. We were admiring the 76,000 seat arena when he suddenly pointed at the pitch.
βDad, who is that man camping there?β I said, βSon, that is Bruno Penandes. He lives in that Penalty box. He only performs in small games.β
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bum.
Bum who?
Bum holding a pistol!
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
*slaps* "We ask ze questions!"
Hi, um okay... Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris! Doris who? Doris look I need the key!
Um...oh here another one! Okay...so sorry I type random things on these joke sites...anyway...okay. What is a book never written: "Beautiful sites of the corel rife written by the ocean!"
Memes
People who don't have common sense are just stupid people with ugly hearts. STOP HATING PEOPLE YOU NEVER KNOW! Also write "then exit the f word site," and I think we know that won't happen!!!
I L.O.V.E GWEN!!!!!!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tank." "Tank who?" "You're welcome!"
When your cousin who has a lisp died from the impostor in Among Us,
"THE IMPASTA KILLED MEH!"
My buddy and I both wanted to marry a woman who happened to be an amputee.
Sadly, my buddy won her heart, but I got her leg.
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π©πππ·π΅π+/;!Β₯/%? Fuckfuckfuuk of your own is also a joke about your relationship with Google and Twitter users who don't know what they think of their own personal life, and the way they have been involved since the last few years of debate is the only thing.
Who is your mum?
An emo.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!
Who is an orphan's favorite soccer player?
Been fostered.
Knock knock. Who is there? Poo. Poo who? Hey, I need ta go poooooooooooop!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Shhhhhhhhhh.
Shhhhhhhhhh who?
Shhhhhhhhhhampoo!
Man: Oi, dude, why did you shoot the orphans!?
Other man: Because.
Man: Because why!?
Other man: Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fishes.
Fishes who?
Fishes the police, come out with your hands up!
Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke? I heard he got the Nobel Prize.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Bassline.