Whos jokes
Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors, which door should you pick?
The seventh door.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Little old lady, you don't need to yodel about it. Yodel who? Yodel who?
Who loves walnut? Wallace!
I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!
What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?
Hairy Potter.
Memes
Who is the goat Ronaldo suuuuuuuuuiiiiiii
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
What did the man say about someone who had a seizure?
"Jit was lagging."
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
Who makes more money, a drug dealer or a prostitute?
A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack and sell it again.
Knock knock. Who is there?
I don't know.
Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
He won the “no-bell” prize.
Who wants to fight!? Hate?! And pick on each other through the comments.
ANYONE?
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
Addison Banks Age (8)
"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"
What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?
Drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire, but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns.