Without Ronaldo, United would have been: - Eliminated from the UCL in groups๐ - 13th in the league๐ฑ
Without Messi, PSG would have been: - Still 1st in the league๐ - Better chance at beating RM in the UCL ๐ป
Who's supposed to be the goat??
During a show, I once asked the crowd if they were pro-guns, and the majority belted out in approval. I asked a man in the front row why he was pro-guns, and he gave me the basic โpersonal protection liberty 2nd amendmentโ hooplah. Very seriously, I told the crowd, โIโm pro-guns because I enjoy living in a world with only four Nirvana albums.โ My friend was the only one who laughed
what do you call an idiot who needs to get a life
THE STIGG
Gen z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
Knock knock whoโs there dooris dooris who dooris locked thatโs why Iโm knocking
The other day, me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts. I was wearing a black top; she was wearing a stripy top. We were arguing about who was more creative when she asked me to prove that I am. I just said, "You buy your stripes, I make mine."
My dad died, so I dug his grave. I was asked why I murdered him, I answered "Guess we'll never know who did it because he dug his own grave." My father was William Afton.๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ๐ฅต๐ฅต๐ฅด๐ฅด๐ฅด๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐คซ๐คซ๐คซ๐คซ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฅฐ๐๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐ฅด๐ฅด๐ฅด๐ฅด๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐คง๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐ฉ๐ฌ๐ฃ๐ณ๐๐ฅถ๐คง๐ฅต๐ฉ๐ซ๐คง๐ค๐๐ฅต๐ฆ๐ณ๐ฎ๐๐ข๐ค๐ซ๐๐คค๐๐ซ๐ฌ๐ฅฑ๐๐ฅด๐คฃ๐๐๐๐๐๐
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him. โGet under my robes,โ says the nun. โNo one will look for you there.โ The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, โHey, thatโs a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.โ โYeah, well if you look a bit higher youโll see a fine set of balls,โ replies the nun. โI didn't want to get drafted either.โ
If Joe Biden and Kamala Harris jump off a cliff, who survive? Americans...
I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge.... He was in bits ๐คฃ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
He is looking for children. If you don't know who EDP445 is, look him up.
Be careful around EDP445.
Teacher: I used to be an orphan once.
Student: Thatโs sad.
Teacher: Anyways, who is away today?
Student: Your parents.
Knock Knock ? I Eat Mop A- I eat mop who
President Joe Biden was jogging though some different jogging paths around this great county we live in and was jogging though Alabama and fell off into a swamp filled with killer alligators and these 3 boys named Willie, Roman and Little Johnny saw him fall in and jumped in and drug him to safety, and the president was like thank you, thank you, thank you SOOO much, I'm gunna give you boys a reward for saving my life, and asks them what their names were and what they wanted, the first boy said my name's Willy and i want to go to Disneyland and the president said no problem and I'll take you personally and the 2nd boy said my name's Roman and i want a Autographed pair or Air Jorden Nikes and the president said no troubles at all, and the 3rd boy says my name's Little Johnny, and i want a power wheelchair with a awesome stero and killer wheels, and the present says, you don't look Handicapped Little Johnny and Little Johnny said, I'm not, but as soon as I tell my parents who i saved, i will be๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like usa and China and the rest of the west!
What do you call a white kid who kills another? Russia vs Ukraine hahaha
whos an orphan? you are
Are you adopted? No. I mean who would want you.....
My teacher asked the class to stand up if your dumb, no one did so she said โ comon someone must be dumbโ and pointed over to the left side of the class room , lil Jonny stands up , โdo you think ur dumb ,lil Jonny ?โ Asked the teacher ,โno I just feel bad for you , your the only one who whoโs stood up โ replied lil Jonny!
Why do girls wear classic rock t shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique
