What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
Whos Jokes
How do you make it hard for a rapist who is trying to rape you? Rub it.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?
Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jesus.
Jesus who?
Jesus Christ, open the door!
I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!
“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.
Who was the meanest man in the world?
He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well, but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Who is the blindest person in the world?
doctor: you need to eat healthy.
me: no.
doctor: the last patient who didn't change their diet after I suggested it died.
me: oh my goodness.
doctor: in a plane crash.
me: that sounds unrelated.
doctor: I'm the one that crashed it. Do not disobey me!
"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" "At the butcher shop!"
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
