Little Johnny has no arms. Knock, knock, who's there?
Not Johnny.
Knock knock whoβs there lettuce lettuce who lettuce in
Who likes dick answer me
Who sucked on my cock?
Answer: You.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
who has no home? orphans
What do call a Mexican who lost their car? Carlos
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke?
he won the "no bell" prize
there was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time) so i said i made a chemical reaction with his mom last night
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
Best way to trick your friends:
A brick falls out of a plane.
How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Open the door, put him in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Open the door, take the poor elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.
The animal kingdom is throwing a party, all the animals are there except for one, who? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge.
Sally needs to cross the river that is known to be filled with deadly crocodiles, but she crossed safely, how? Because the crocodiles are at the party, but Sally still dies after crossing the river, how? Because she was hit by the flying brick.
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
Kid: who is your mom Orphan: they left meπ
