Knock knock Who's there Knock knock WHO'S THERE "Starts putting up hand sighs"
"What's your name, son?" The principal asked his student. The kid replied, "D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir." "Do you have a stutter?" the principal asked. The student answered, "No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk."
What to you call someone who has sex with foals, calves and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth? Ground beef
Who jumps the higher?
The emos, some of them are still in the air.
if u make jokes abt SH you're not funny and if u do im gonna assume you're some 12 year old who wants to be an edge lord idrc if ppl get pressed
Who’s Paul walkers close friend? Tree
so there is someone who doesn't know what an armadilo is. He then sees one. he askes it a question. "What are you?" the armadilo replies, "Armadilo." the person says: "What's a dilo?"
Pov your dad is gone knock knock whos there not your dad LMAO
knock knock whos there who who who why are you whoing like an owl
RAPE IS NO LAUGHING MATTER THE REASON WHY WOMEN ARE NOT BELIEVED IN RAPE IS BECAUSE OF YOU MOTHER FUCKING SHITBIRDS WITH NO FUTURE WHO WILL BECOME DRUNKARDS AND DRUG DEALERS WHO GO BROKE AND LIVE ON THE STREET GETTING HIT BY A FUCKING CARE FUCK ALL OF YOU SADITS WHO THINK THIS KIND OF SHIT IS FUNNY WELL SHUT THE FUCK UP GO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE OR GET HIT BY CAR AND I HOPE YOU FUCKING SICKOS DIE a STOP RAPE STOP RAPPE STOP RAPIBG INNOCENT CHILDREN AND WOMEN AND MEN I AM DONE WITH RAPE I AM DONE WITH IT!
There was a person inside, who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid so they put in people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor, and the 94th floor, literally.
Who can relate? NOT A RICK ROLL https://youtube.com/shorts/nnEQ5aWyO9U?feature=share
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I broke up with my girlfriend, so I stole her wheelchair, and guess who came crawling back.
Kid: Knock Knock Orphan: Who's there Kid: Not your parents
There was a house with three storey building 🏢 First one had Mexicans Second one had Africans Third one had white people Earthquake came But who did survive? 🤔 The white family Cause they were at work
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
Chalie has an eating disorder and he is shorter so is his life but he will never get a wife he's a gay mother fucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?
When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen. And I could just have his motorcycle.
