Whos there jokes
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Helen Keller.
Helen Keller who?
(Don't say anything).
Helen Keller who?
...you will get a laugh...ty.
Knock knock. Who's there? Child. Child who? Child Millissa!
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
A: Knock knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Package from Ted Kaczynski.
B: Package from Te-?
A: BOOM!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bum.
Bum who?
Bum holding a pistol!
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK
Steve: Who's there?
Villager: I'm not talking anymore.
Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
People have been killed.
People have been killed who?
The 9/11 victims.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?
Everywhere.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candis.
Candis who?
Candis nuts fit in your mouth?
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?
Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
Man 1: Knock knock.
Man 2: Who's there?
Man 1: Ice.
Man 2: Ice who?
Man 1: I crushed your head.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mail man.
Mailman who?
Bitch, do you want your mail?
Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind.
Knock knock Who’s there? Not Sally.