Wayne Couzens the police officer who killed Sarah Everard , has been complaining about receiving a whole life Tariff for her murder ...
I think he should count his blessings , he could of had it worse ...
He could of married her !
one day a teacher says:"what does a pig give us?" a student says:"bacon!" the teacher says:"good! now, what does a chicken give us?" a student says:"eggs!" the teacher says:"good! now, what does a fat cow give us?" a student says:"homework!" the whole class laughs
Ur mum is so fat, that when she walked past the television I missed a whole series of SpongeBob
Quote of the day: Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day [Comment your favorite fall beverage]
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you. That face needing some laughing pills.
My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his Grandmothers nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still waring them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.
It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.
What is the whole pile of poops mean?
Whole pile of shits
its kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence oh wait you only said three words
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why can orphans go to thacker jewelry
they love to see the whole family
yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed she laid on the whole pasific ocan
How do you make a plumber cry?
Kill his whole family.
Imagine this whole “dr strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him😂😂
Couldn’t Be Me😂😂
My mom bought me a car and she called me an ungrateful b**ch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time
Your the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you
Why do golfers bring an extra pear of socks, in case they get a whole in one
Kiss a girl on the forehead make her happy for a day ......................................................................................... If you give her anal you'll make her whole weak
A boy and girl in high school started dating for a while and things were going so well that the girl decided to invite the boy on a weekend trip. She said "I want you to come spend the weekend at our lakehouse and meet my parents. While we're there, I'd also like to take our relationship to the next level." "I'm there" the boy replied. The boy was so excited that he ran straight to the pharmacy to pick up some protection. He walked up to the pharmacist and told him about his weekend to come and said he needed some condoms. The pharmacist asked "do you want the 3 pack, 6 pack, or family sized 24 pack?" the boy replied " "I plan on getting busy all weekend. I'm not gonna stop pounding her till I'm black and blue. Give me the family pack." "Sure thing" said the pharmacist. That weekend the boy went to the lakehouse and the whole family was sitting down at the dinner table to pray. the girls father asked the boy to say grace. The boy prayed and prayed. Almost ten minutes went by. Finally, the girl leaned over to the boy and said, "you never told me that you were so religious" the boy replied, "You never told me that your dad was a pharmacist"
I rode to the bottle shop on my bike yesterday. I bought a whole bottle of wine and put it in the basket on the front of my bike. Then I thought, if I fell off my bike on the way back home, it would out and shatter. So I drank all the wine and threw away the bottle. It was a good idea, because I fell off my bike about four times on the way back.
