Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.
A man is talking to his doctor after undergoing a whole range of tests to try and find out what’s wrong with him.
The doctor sits him down and says, “I’m so sorry to have to tell you this, but the results are back, and I’m afraid it’s fatal.”
“Oh no!” exclaims the man, “How long do I have?”
“Ten,” says the doctor.
“What, years? Months?!”
“Nine...”
if you hit a child that's child abuse. if you hit a family member that's abuse. if you kill either, it's murder for some reason. if it's a whole family, its genocide for another reason.
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down?
Almost took out the whole trailer park.
Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.
Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son. Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day. 😐
This whole page is pure trash. Fuck all of you.
Guy: Why can't Jesus have M&M's?
Priest: Why?
Guy: Because they'll fall through the hole in his hands.
"Whole November month, sniper lessons available in Dallas U.S.?"
Three women—a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead—are riding through the desert on a dune buggy. About two hours later, their vehicle dies with no gas, and they're forced to travel to their destination on foot, but they all agree to carry something with them.
The brunette brings canteens of water.
The redhead takes a large beach umbrella.
The blonde somehow rips off the car door.
The redhead asks her, "Why did you take the whole car door?"
To which the blonde replied, "So I can roll down the window in case it gets too hot."
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...
...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
I bought my son a trampoline. That little a**hole stayed in his wheelchair the whole day.
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
Thank you guys for 6 whole followers! I'm so happy!
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.
Hate me all you want, but I gotta say, this whole thing with Gwen and TJ is ridiculous.
