Whole Jokes

Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.

Putin: Crimea a river.

A man is talking to his doctor after undergoing a whole range of tests to try and find out what’s wrong with him.

The doctor sits him down and says, “I’m so sorry to have to tell you this. But the results are back, and I’m afraid it’s fatal.”“Oh no!” exclaims the man, “How long do I have?”

“Ten,” says the doctor.

“What, years? Months?!”

“Nine...”

if you hit a child that's child abuse. if you hit a family member that's abuse. if you kill either, it's murder for some reason. if it's a whole family, its genocide for another reason.

yo mama so fat, when she passed by the tv I missed a whole season of SpongeBob

Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down? Almost took out the whole trailer park.

Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son, Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day.😐

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Guy: why can't Jesus have M&M's priest: why? Guy: because they'll fall through the whole in his hands

whole November month, sniper lessons avaliable in Dallas U.S

Three women- a blonde, a brunette and a redhead- are riding through the desert on a dune buggy. About two two hours later their vehicle dies with no gas and they're forced to travel to their destination on foot, but they all agree to carry something with them. The brunette brings canteens of water. The redhead takes a large beach umbrella. The Blonde somehow rips off the car door. The redhead asks her, "Why did you take the whole car door?" To which the blonde replied, "So I can roll down the window in case it gets too hot."

Stephen Hawking is better than NASA they study black whole that are 8 billion years old while he was down here on earth staring at 14 your olds black holes.😈😈😈

An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...

...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.

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What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? Are you all right?!?!

thank you guys for 6 whole followers! im so happy

Hate me all u want but i gotta say, this whole thing with gwen and tj is ridiculous

where did sally go during the bombing, EVERYWHERE. your mama is so fat, that when she was playing online, SHE CRASHED THE WHOLE SERVER.

A man walks over to a little boy and asks "Wanna see my tattoo of a bunny?" the little boy replies with "Yes please i love bunnies" The man proceeds to pull his pants down and said can you see it yet?" The little boy curious says "no where is it?" The man says "dig a little deeper he runs into the whole when he gets scared!"